ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...

ABOVE: Luke Evans is F hot, and wants to remind us of that. Noted!

BELOW: Keep reading for cute guys, GLOW's Florian, that history-making Beyoncé cover, Sheriff Joe Arpaio on getting a BJ from Trump, and more ...

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...

For some reason, I see a lot of Sassy Gay Republican's tweets; probably it's because he is against everything I'm for (except maybe anal sex), so he turns up frequently in searches. Also, a gay guy who goes against the gay norm politically gets retweeted a lot by anti-gay accounts.

He's virulently anti-Obamacare and anti-single payer. He has tweeted about being young and healthy, so why should he pay for all the sick and dying?

Now, he's the one who's in one of those camps — and he wants his fans to bail his ass out. Kinda like a handout ...

(Screengrab via San Diego Union-Tribune)

Historically conservative San Diego Union-Tribune endorses Hillary Clinton—first Dem in 148 years.

Gary Johnson ISN'T a pothead?! Then what's his excuse?!

Trump discussed 12-year-old Paris Hilton's bangability with Howard Stern. Reminder: He's accused of raping a kid.

Once and for all: Donald Trump was for invading Iraq before he was against it, period.

Newsweek, which just exposed Trump's Cuban malfeasance, got hacked—by Russians.

Donald Trump falsely claims Alicia Machado has a sex tape, his followers call her a porn star... he was in a porn video!

(Image via Buzzfeed/Playboy)

Andy Humm profiles the late Edward Albee for Gay City News, focusing on the brilliant playwright's gayness.

ALABAMA: Roy Moore's Trial For Defying SCOTUS On Marriage Concludes, Court Has Ten ... - https://t.co/7OXvMWvAUq pic.twitter.com/qr0xCF6qlX

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) September 28, 2016

Lookin' more and more like Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore could lose his job over gay-marriage bias.

Could a Downton Abbey movie be in the works?

President-wannabe Donald Trump brags that “vagina is expensive” to Howard Stern. And had Obama said it?

Was Madonna 1 of 12, 775 expensive vaginas encountered by Warren Beatty?

Rolling Stone's list of 100 Greatest TV Shows argues that Portlandia > The Golden Girls, Friends > I Love Lucy.

(GIF via CBS)

(Image by Driely Vieira for W Magazine via Instinct)

Park & Ronen's “beefcake bonanza” is here, with backstage (and backside) pics by Driely Vieira.

Hillary Clinton poised to make “safest choice possible” for running mate: Tim Kaine.

Rosie O'Donnell is the perfect narrator of an anti-Donald Trump bio.

“Caitlyn Jenner” interviewed by Howard Stern at the RNC: “Hold on, a coupla queers just walked in.

Idris Elba thinks he's too old to be James Bond, but this snap argues against that notion.

Leslie Jones on the race-bashing Twitter swarm she endured: “What scared me was the injustice of a gang of people jumping against you for such a sick cause.” 

Welp...a bitch thought she could stay away. But who else is gonna live tweet Game of Thrones!!

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) July 21, 2016

Madonna looked lovely (as seen in newly released video) at Stern. I think this is the best she's looked at an interview appearance this cycle...