ABOVE: It's the motion of the lotion.

BELOW: Keep reading for TV's newest hot piece, Dave Chappelle's attack, one step closer to Sen. Hillbilly Elegy and more ...

ABOVE: I believe the correct reaction is OOF.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's porn crush, how Elon might queer the Twitter deal, America's journey back into hating homosexuality and more  ...

ABOVE: I fell for Hugh Grant in Maurice, which was probably a bad sign since he was a villain. Of course, I was still more into Rupert Graves, so there was hope for me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Sex Education, more Americans rescued from Afghanistan, the death of Carl Bean and more ...

ABOVE: He's so vein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male supermodel, Trump coming undone, Polis siding with Musk over COVID-19, Lady Gaga's jock, Madonna's ass and more ...

ABOVE: It's curtains for him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural (but not small) wonder, Trump's impeachment is a go, defenses of Mayor Pete, excellent Biden ad vs. Trump, Stefanie Powers spills Tallulah tea and more ...

ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...

ABOVE: Luke Evans is F hot, and wants to remind us of that. Noted!

BELOW: Keep reading for cute guys, GLOW's Florian, that history-making Beyoncé cover, Sheriff Joe Arpaio on getting a BJ from Trump, and more ...

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...