ABOVE: I always wanted to take him to Spound town.

BELOW: Keep reading for a lot of White Lotus, more Madonna/Elton, Trump and Elon's rift and more ...

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ABOVE: You know it's true.

BELOW: Queer, Black Columbia student roasted for calling for the murder of Zionists, Biden chats with Howard Stern and more ...

ABOVE: It's the motion of the lotion.

BELOW: Keep reading for TV's newest hot piece, Dave Chappelle's attack, one step closer to Sen. Hillbilly Elegy and more ...

ABOVE: I believe the correct reaction is OOF.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's porn crush, how Elon might queer the Twitter deal, America's journey back into hating homosexuality and more  ...

ABOVE: I fell for Hugh Grant in Maurice, which was probably a bad sign since he was a villain. Of course, I was still more into Rupert Graves, so there was hope for me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Sex Education, more Americans rescued from Afghanistan, the death of Carl Bean and more ...

ABOVE: He's so vein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male supermodel, Trump coming undone, Polis siding with Musk over COVID-19, Lady Gaga's jock, Madonna's ass and more ...

ABOVE: It's curtains for him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural (but not small) wonder, Trump's impeachment is a go, defenses of Mayor Pete, excellent Biden ad vs. Trump, Stefanie Powers spills Tallulah tea and more ...

ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...