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Lisa Simpon's furtive homosexuality is pinned down in this creative edit from various episodes of the show that has lived longer than any cat.

Maybe this is why Lisa doesn't care that sarcasm is no way to win a husband ...

Via MrMan: Comedian Eric André is no stranger to nudity!

He's shown his ass a lot already, so we never doubt that he'll do it again. It is a surprise, however, that this alternative stand-up comedian chose to strip naked in his very own comedy special. We love to be horny while we laugh, so ... thank you to Eric ...

ABOVE: A little joy.

BELOW: Chris Crocker's journey continues, with a $41,000 NFT sale; Colton Underwood's new reality series; Dean Martin's entire penis; why that Toronto gay serial killer took forever to catch; and more ...

ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the South African gay movie Moffie, RIP Prince Philip and (more so) Anne Beatts, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes recalled and more ...

ABOVE: Incredible story, and image.

BELOW: Keep reading for a coming-out, Biden's executive orders on gun control, a mass shooting with a famous perp, Maluma's sweaty workout and more ...

ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

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ABOVE: He's pitchin'. Are you a catchin'?

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, a gay journalist steps down and aside, SAG surprises, the right-wing House member who wants to ban OnlyFans and more ...