ABOVE: Julian Morris — all wet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the spreading Bern, hot selfies, a kid asks Buttigieg for coming-out advice and more  ...

ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

Let's toast to “you're toast.” (Images by Russ Rowland)

If you're late to the party on Drew Droege, that's okay — he's usually at one, at least onstage.

My Review of Bright Colors and Bold Patterns HERE

Following his exhaustingly well-observed and brutally funny tour de force Bright Colors and Bold Patterns, Droege is back with another vivisection of the lifestyles of the gay and familiar, Happy Birthday Doug.

Yours? (Image by BoyCulture.com)

Yeah, my versions of the classic Valentine's Day Sweethearts aka conversation hearts are not as warm-and-fuzzy.

But though the iconic originals went away in 2019, they are making a comeback. Of sorts.

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

I certainly like a lot of those celebs who say they won't be political so as not to alienate half of their fans (Dolly Parton among them), but I like the ones who are outspoken so much more.

Case in point: Larry David.

There is no curbing his enthusiasm for saying exactly what he thinks about MAGAts ...

ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

Is there a lover in the house? (Image via Penguin Random House)

If you're in NYC, check out David Dean Bottrell Makes Love: A One-Man Show, which the legendary Charles Bush calls “brilliant” ...