ABOVE: Vice President Very-Not-Pence.

BELOW: Keep reading for ramped-up attacks and would-be attacks on LGBTQ people this Pride, DeSantis pooping on us in NYC, Liz Cheney's zinger and more ...

ABOVE: This is the suspect in the murder of Barbara Maier Gustern, the 87-year-old woman shoved intentionally in NYC. Someone says this woman is recognizable for causing disturbances in Chelsea. I hope so. I have to believe she will soon be caught — the pic is so clear.

Bonus pic (Image via vintage)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, a primeval abortion law, free(d) Jussie and more ...

Does it really need to be said? Apparently so. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: I belong to a group on FB that encourages pics of pre-1990 hot models and actors, so of course some self-loathing gay posts Stalin and I get to see Stalin called a “vibrant stallion.” What is happening to gay men?

BELOW: Keep reading for two stars in extreme pain, Trump shouting out the Moonies, Rudy drunk again and more ...

ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

He didn't mean no harm. (Images via video stills)

Josiah Colt, a Boise, Idaho, man, is the person we all saw dangling over the Senate chamber in tactical gear, just before he dropped in and plopped down on Mike Pence's (not Nancy Pelosi's) chair.

Even though he stormed the U.S. Capitol with an intent to disrupt our democracy — and would've done God knows what had he encountered a Congress critter — once he was identified and put on blast, he got real sorry real fast.

In a statement, he said:

ABOVE: Rich people are never far from a beach in a pandemic.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Olympian, a sad #MeToo revelation, Trump's teeny-tiny shot at winning in 3.5 days and more ...

ABOVE: Soon!

BELOW: Keep reading for a reality star's segue into porn, Elizabeth Warren's COVID-19 loss, some anti-vaxxer Karens makin' trouble, an erotic drawing contest and more ...

ABOVE: Ain't that pic I took the pits? Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Adam Rippon's Attitude cover, fuzzy muscle stud, baboon-murdering bureaucrat resigns, Jon Hamm's manhood and more ...