ABOVE: Meet an exceptionally tight, tight end.

Matthew McConaughey will not be in Magic Mike 2.

If this doesn't make you want to kill that t.A.T.u. bitch, nothing will.

Scots voting NO on independence.

Joe Manganiello had sympathy for his LGBTI friends' suffering.

Last day to own a piece of Madonna history.

This ex-gay couple has HOT chemistry...and matching plaids!

Please check out my Kickstarter...I'm getting closer and closer!

Jessie J and Ariana G ditch Nicki M.

Ariana Grande does not ditch her fans.

Brian Sims on the Philly gay-bashing.

Check out the bulge on this one:

Ripplin'

Jimmy Somerville's orgiastic “Travesty”.

San Francisco politician is a Truvada...user.

Jared Leto's huge one.

Another insane mass shooting, this time a grandfather wipes out his family.

Miley Cyrus gets spanked for Mexican-flag spanking. (Herstory repeats!)

TRAILER: Is Big Eyes Tim Burton's comeback?

Jennifer Lopez is now a money-eating ass.

Clay Aiken's NYC fundraiser was in snark-infested waters, thanks to Vocativ.

Ben Affleck, like a dog returning to its own shit, returns to Details.

Cleft chin & out

It's Dieux, duh.

Dieux du Stade is still three years away from being legal!

Philly gay-bashing solved by Twitter?

Could that Iggy Azalea sex tape see the light of day after all?

MadonnaTribe does Encyclopedia Madonnica!

For all you vodka Queens.

Thanks to Obamacare, uninsured rate plummets.

Advocate names 50 most influential LGBT mediaites.

Downton Abbey ventures into ex-gay territory.

Raymond & Lane's delusions of grandeur.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck connects Ray Rice to Benghazi.

Find out how pic-with king Geoffrey Dicker totally won the Internet, and met Oprah.

Are you gay for Dean Geyer?

Sooo...is disgraced, anti-gay ex-Gov. Bob McDonnell gay or what?

“Elaine Benes” & “Tim Whatley” reunion at the Emmys gets real.

“Nicki Minaj Anaconda”? Try “David Verdaguer anaconda” instead!

Nicki's wardrobe malfunction on MTV was faker than her ass.

This guy's ass is real. Very real. (Work Unfriendly)

The Comeback's big comeback!

Twink Internet sensation Zaccy's new album is out.

Audio of non-angelic Michael Brown shooting surfaces. 

Even Megyn Kelly gets white privilege. O''Reilly? Nope.

Jeez, Gwen Stefani can't pronounce “Colbert.”

Divine wuz robbed!

Rita & Iggy almost pulled a Madonna & Britney.

Snubbed in other categories, The Normal Heart wins Outstanding TV Movie Emmy.

Larry Kramer joins Ryan Murphy and the cast of The Normal Heart onstage.

Get bent!

Do wrestlers make you horny?

Chris Brown throws Bloods gang signs, Suge Knight gets shot.

Catching up with Michael Sam.

Dan Osborne, shirtless god, does naked ice-bucket challenge.

Neil Patrick Harris also takes the challenge.

...but Ramin Karimloo does the challenge best of all:

 

DO THE HUSTLE!: Lea Michele shows off her hustler beau.

Gay serial killer did it in the name of Islam?

Miss Spain comes out—1st gay national beauty queen.

GAY-BEIJING: Harsh comments from citizens on LGBTs.

Teen makes important AIDS discovery.

Pandora Boxx's yummy Mammo-Grahams.

ABOVE: This helps to explain racial tension in the U.S. to some extent.

Michael Brown grand jury is mostly male, mostly white.

Should we stop freaking out about ISIS/ISIL?

What it's like on tour with Austin Mahone.

Iggy Azalea pulls an Ann-Margret.

Paul Ryan can't handle DREAMers at book signing.

The worst thing David Sedaris has ever published?

For some reason, I'm a Porn Star's trailer is blowing up...after the jump...

Hot “Mike”

Robert Reed inspired his TV kids to be pro-gay, was scorching hot on Family Affair.

Kill Bill, the music video.

Arizona State football player comes out.

50 Shades of Grey meets Frozen???

Ex-gay spokeswoman is now an ex-gay ex-spokeswoman.

Dave Franco's butt. (That is a complete sentence, IMHO.)

Nick cocks in socks.

Anti-gay extremist's wife dyked out on him. Ha-ha!

Black man shot dead by LAPD was already on the ground.

Right-wing writer calls 9yo black kid a “primate,” sees no problem there.

Broadway's Aladdin remembers Robin Williams.

Ferguson, MO, cops get militarized and overprep for a small protest.

Tits a kind of magic

Mama Tits shuts down anti-gay protesters, knows Bible better than they do.

Post-Hobby Lobby, companies want religious exemption from LGBT anti-discrimination.

Another phony reality show for Tori Spelling.

McHale's Navy and All in the Family's Bob Hastings dies at 89.

David Beckham gets scruffy in his undies.

AT THE MOVIE$: Help this doc about lesbian families in the Deep South.

Former fattie loses show over oops-level Instagram comment chased with insults.

Peter Paige, unsung LGBT hero.

Nicki Minaj issues meandering Iggy Azalea statement.

FindADeath.com finds Mickey Rooney casket photo.

Cute, comical boy group The Cream Pies releases anti-bullying video.

Jodie Foster married Alexandra Hedison.

Matt Bomer married Simon Halls! (Years ago.)

Another big marriage equality win in Texas.

AYER's “Black Diamond” is brill.

Baywatch is 25 , Barbra Streisand is 72!

James Franco cuddling up to a dude in bed.

The 1958 film Madchen in Uniform is streaming.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is pro-marriage equality.

Iggy Azalea likes crowd-surfing, not digital rape.

Brother to Camilla Parker Bowles dies in a trip-and-fall.

Gay Prop 8 judge Vaughn Walker once tried to be gay-cured.

Outlets trying to gin up a Madonna scandal over “gay.”

Beyoncé is very influential, so I guess that makes Jay-Z very, very?

You're relevant.