ABOVE: If a mag didn't exist for this photo to cover, one would have to be created.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model citizen, Trump's fizzled march, Melissa McCarthy: accidentally anti-gay, how Giuliani fucked Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Khasan Brailsford — and more of him is here, if you can handle him.

BELOW: Hot boys in love, Trump trailing in Florida (including, yes, with Latinos), Breonna Taylor settlement, amazing new photo monograph and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

ABOVE: Touchdown there.

BELOW: More on Jerry Falwell Jr.'s other young $tud, shooter arrested for Kenosha murders, former USPS employee accused of destroying immigration correspondence and more ...

WTF?! (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: No link because it does not deserve the clicks, but The New York Times ran a piece by Maureen Dowd predicated on the belief that a man/woman combo hasn't appeared on the Democratic ticket in 36 years ... completely forgetting Clinton/Kaine from 2016! How did this get proofed and still run?! They updated it to specify a man choosing a woman as his running mate.

BELOW: Gays of a Lifetime, Trump antagonizes deep-pocketed donor, Postmaster General has zero shame, gay candidate accused of abusing his station for sex with students and more ...

ABOVE: Max Ehrich is not letting lockdown go to waist.

BELOW: Keep reading for the most incredible Pietro Boselli image yet, two of the absolute worst Karens yet, the Fyre Festival guy's 26-year-old love, the governor of Georgia's attempt to get us all killed and more ...

ABOVE: My new favorite Jory, second only to this one.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gregg Sulkin's workout, an Atlanta gay club's COVID-19 craziness, Kellyanne Conway's leftist daughter and more ...

ABOVE: They call the briefs classic. So is the model.

BELOW: Keep reading for Farmers' Market Karen, Trump sad over SCOTUS rejections, Bolton revelations elicit yawns from GOP, Black diplomat resigns and more ...