ABOVE: I dig his bread.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot Tom of Finland memorial issue, the insane mayor of Las Vegas offering her citizens as tributes, a slew of inventive COVID-19 videos and more ...

ABOVE: Hi, drama.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA lottery winner, sobering COVID-19 predictions, a heartwarming blast from the past, the death of a soap star and more ...

ABOVE: It's okay to go out, within reason.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wrestler marrying his boyfriend, Trump insisting on being a racist douchebag, a hilarious way for gay men to say hello during the COVID-19 scare and more ...

ABOVE: Destined to become one of those thirst pictures you see everywhere forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for coronavirus, Dem contenders duking it out, Bear Grylls flashes his peen and more  ...

I thought J.Lo's halftime performance was pretty subtle, politically, with its most directly political aspects being sussed out only afterward, via repeat views. But her new Instagram post makes perfectly clear that she was, in fact, going for a strong statement about what it means to be an American. Powerful stuff.

ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: Strong thigh game. More hotness HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's cooked goose getting uncooked (for now), a naked Witcher star, breaking news about bisexuality and more ...

ABOVE: Send me nominations to be the featured IG post of the day to matthewrettenmund@gmail.com.

BELOW: Keep reading for enviable DNA, what Trump gives a shit about, the gay couple in that gay-kiss TGI Fridays ad, the death of a kid in U.S. Border Patrol custody and more ...