ABOVE: This CEO — who flew to the Capitol insurrection on a private jet — expects a pardon.

BELOW: Keep reading for Animal-Print Karen's racist past, a Bronx eatery that doesn't want the gays, Jinkx gets married and more ...

I want that sign! (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Yes. Every day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Foxx's foxy nudes, a gay couple gets engaged during their COVID-19 vaccinations, COVID vigilanteism goes mainstream and more ...

ABOVE: I could use some repairs.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on that career-ending gay orgy, a Republican baby-seller, gay Christmas stories that are as gay as Christmas and more ...

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for ...

ABOVE: I laffed.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Lenny Kravitz, the multitude of ways in which Trump and other GOPers have tanted COVID-19 and more ...

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Sometimes, the simplest concepts are the funniest. Enter Gay Fat Friend on Instagram, whose concept is just: What if all those thots on the app had a less in-shape friend in their photos?

Feast your eyes here.

(MMM ... feast ...)

ABOVE: The fountain has a point!

BELOW: Keep reading for a weight-loss transformation, somebody calling Trump “selfless” (!!!), a gay man disinvited to attend a college and more ...

Don't come for Javier! (Images via video still & Instagram)

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 1 performer Javier José Rivera Nieves (formerly Rebecca Glasscock) has posted on Instagram about this, but it bears repeating.

He was accused by performer Christina Quarternik of stealing her sunglasses out of her car in November with no evidence, and the way she handled it was taking to Instagram to doxx him and another man with a similar name. Spoiler alert: He didn't do it!