This woman needs to get right with God! (Image via official headshot)
Why are so many Christians so insane?! They speak about death as a faboosh opportunity to meet Jesus. Case in point, the thoroughly unqualifed Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa). She blithely told a packed town hall — in which a constituent decried the fact that people would die thanks to Trump's social safety net cuts — “We all are going to die.” Yeah, and? Some of us don't want to do it quickly and in discomfort, ma'am.
Welp, today, Ernst doubled-down on her alarming campaign slogan, sarcastically apologizing for the reality that we'll all die — and throwing in some encouragement that we all embrace Christ to live forever.
The U.S. is so royally fucked that she isn't even in the Top 10 of most insane people in elected office.
Watch her snotty new video, which Marge Simpson would absolutely hate:
