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Guys With iPhones has posted the above shot of a guy who must forever be known as Thigh Master — full pic here.

This guy (below) ain't half bad either!

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Detail of a WWII photo of George Montague, convicted of being gay in the U.K. (Image via George Montague)

George Montague was convicted for being gay—he deserves a, “We're sorry.”

Even Kellyanne Conway admits THIS Trump supporter is deplorable: “Jew-S.A.! Jew-S.A.!”

Trump improves in national polls, but his EV map is ... challenging. Pence confirms: NO tax returns.

Former Bushie files complaint against FBI Director Comey for his egregious behavior.

Chinese sugar baby gets 20 BFs to buy her 20 iPhones—sells them, buys house. Wow.

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All the best celeb Halloween costumes here, plus some fun/sexy gay ones here.

If you pop guys in your mouth like sushi, you'll relate. (Image via Instagram)

You gotta love it: COVR is a smartphone case that allows you to shoot pictures without pointing your camera at the subject. You just slide the prism and you can shoot while looking down at your phone.

In theory, this is made for those times when you want to capture—but not interfere with—a moment.

In practice, I'm so sneaky I don't need it, but I will be using it to take pictures of your butt.

Keep reading for the video pitch ...

Nick the Gardener a.k.a. Billy Reilich on the set of Magic Mike XXL.

Madonna logs 45th #1 on dance chart, tells fans, “I'll (always) be your partner.”

Paris Jackson is now a metalhead.

Harry Shearer exits The Simpsons after over two decades.

Nice, um, profile! (Work Unfriendly)

People are still POed at Paris Is Burning. Still.

For your gay iPhone.

One week later, Jeb Bush flip-flops on Iraq.

Austin Scoggin is anatomically gifted.

I don't know where you think BeDeLaCreme falls in the ranking of all of RuPaul's greatest queens, but her spot would be infinitely, intergalactically higher if you ever catch her one-drag-queen show BenDeLaCreme's Cosmos.

Closing today at the Laurie Beechman (but back in the fall), the piece shows off DeLa's amazing sense of wordplay (which is light years beyond duh-obvious puns) via her stupid-smart character, who flits from space cadet to rocket scientist with the greatest of ease.

The entire show spoofs science (how's that for subject matter?), all the while communicating the basic premise of quantum mechanics, cell theory, the Big Bang, evolution and more ... accurately!

If your theory is that BenDeLaCreme is one of her generation's most talented drag queens, it's highly provable—only your attendance is required.

Catch her any time you can. Uranus will thank you.

More hot guys here.

This sign at the très authentic French restaurant Chez Napoleon is almost enough to make you laugh those snails out of your nose.

I'm thinking this Craigslist ad (totally not placed by Rod Stewart) is not officially endorsed by Apple...? But then again, waiting in line for a new iPhone ain't what it used to be.