After bragging that her glad rags were funded by taxpayers, she taunted the unemployed.

HONG KONG PHOOEY: Is being rich a mental illness? Off with 'er head.

Cloud hackers' 1st male victim: Nick Hogan. Where's Jake Gyllenhaal?

Mariah Carey's vocal disaster during tour kick-off.

Philly gay-bash victims just wanted an apology.

Football fans' impressive side-bulges.

Bruce Jenner's motives are Transparent.

Gone Girl edges Annabelle. (Go see Skeleton Twins!)

Sen. Ayotte (R-NH) says Obama's war on ISIS is just for the mid-terms.

Nick Jonas breaks out his pits in his battle for gay dollars.

Anti-gay (gay?) Rep. Aaron Schock (R-IL) is glad it's raining men.

Boss-man Warren Buffett says he can't control his company's anti-gayness.

Check out Laverne Cox's new show, The T Word.

What happens when ISIS/ISIL hits Baghdad?

Madonna helps open girls' school in Karachi.

Sex and the City 3 coming?

Donald Trump sees a net positive...from Ebola.

Or focus on seeing a good movie, like Skeleton Twins.

The above may or may not make you curious to see Sanctuary (1961).

Benjamin Godfre fronts the Frontiers “Naked Issue”!

Ben Affleck and Bill Maher got heated over Islam.

Lesbians are suing mad over biracial baby.

WELFARE QUEEN: Rich Republican politico committed welfare fraud.

Saw & enjoyed Eternity, a comedy about the 1985 music scene. Go see it!

From here to Eternity

Another reason ISIL needs to be destroyed.

ISIL beheads American journalist Steven Sotloff.

Bolivia and Israel are officially on a break.

I don't like reclining airline passengers either but grow the fuck up.

I want to be Sofia Vergara's vagina.

Where all the hot MSMs vacation...Chicago???

Now Groot joins Jennifer Lawrence on list of celebs violated by iCloud.

McKayla Maroney's argument vs. sites posting her nudes: She was jailbait.

Fashion Police is on a two-week hold. That's...optimistic!

Blake McIver introduces Nancy Sinatra to Ariana Grande: 

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Raja is officially more sickening than salmonella.

Nestle makes bank while California dries up.

Beloved LGBT activist Andrew Cray succumbs to cancer.

Illinois seems poised to elect an out of touch rich tool as governor.

Cuba Gooding Jr. is all cracked out!

Classic links to Robin Williams here and here.

Adele leaks.

Murderous Russian mobster takes issue with where your penis goes.

BRAID DAY: Texas Native American kindergartener sent home for long hair.

Keanu Reeves is 50 and looks like this.

Why everyone seems to hate Frankie Grande.

He's so nice in real life! (I'm not watching the show.)

Get bent!

Do wrestlers make you horny?

Chris Brown throws Bloods gang signs, Suge Knight gets shot.

Catching up with Michael Sam.

Dan Osborne, shirtless god, does naked ice-bucket challenge.

Neil Patrick Harris also takes the challenge.

...but Ramin Karimloo does the challenge best of all:

 

DO THE HUSTLE!: Lea Michele shows off her hustler beau.

Gay serial killer did it in the name of Islam?

Miss Spain comes out—1st gay national beauty queen.

GAY-BEIJING: Harsh comments from citizens on LGBTs.

Teen makes important AIDS discovery.

Pandora Boxx's yummy Mammo-Grahams.

ABOVE: This helps to explain racial tension in the U.S. to some extent.

Michael Brown grand jury is mostly male, mostly white.

Should we stop freaking out about ISIS/ISIL?

What it's like on tour with Austin Mahone.

Iggy Azalea pulls an Ann-Margret.

Paul Ryan can't handle DREAMers at book signing.

The worst thing David Sedaris has ever published?

For some reason, I'm a Porn Star's trailer is blowing up...after the jump...