ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

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ABOVE: Channing Tatum and his size 17 feet cover Variety.

BELOW: Keep reading for Charles Busch's pad, a decapitating blow to ISIL, BAFTA bullshit and more ...

ABOVE: Mirror, mirror ... sorry, forgot what I was saying.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans, Trump's insane promise, RIP Johnny Fever and more ...

ABOVE: Far out! (Follow here.)

BELOW: Betty's last message, JoJo Siwa remembers coming out, Kolchak memories and more ...

ABOVE: It's Ponyboy's Ponybutt for me.

BELOW:  Keep reading for the best way to fight homophobia, why Saudi Arabia can't handle West Side Story, a dad who belongs in the parent-of-a-gay-man Hall of Fame and more ...

ABOVE: Tight fit, tight fit, got to find me the right fit.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Omicron, Boebert's Islamophobic gaffe, a tribute to Sondheim by Company and more ...

ABOVE: He's my neighbor.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot, gay P.I., a footballer's fear of being gay in Qatar, death of an AIDS researcher and more ...

ABOVE: So, yeah, Peter was always the hot one.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Scorpios, Merrick Garland's villain origin story, the honoring of Harvey Milk and more ...