ABOVE: White meat.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Tyler vs. Dylan battle, a DC Comics breakthrough and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, dear — what turned us on as kids.

BELOW: Keep reading for Calvin Klein's bad-boy toy, a hilarious movie parody and more ...

When #eggboy went viral, it called to mind Anita Bryant's #pieface (Images via video still)

Australian right-winger Fraser Anning issued a stunningly Islamophobic statement on the very day 1 in every 500 Muslims in New Zealand were murdered in two mosques in New Zealand by an Australian — a statement praised by James Woods, by the way — so it was rather satisfying to watch him get egged by a teenager as he bloviated at a presser ...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...

Kendall Jo — whoa! (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Kendall Jo is one to watch.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Steve Lund, a naked daddy, a smart-assed millennial (pretty funny, actually), a Muslim drag queen and more ...

(Image via U.S. House)

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) announced today she has decided to run for president.

It's a surprise, and it's a no from me. I know I promised I'd vote for any Dem, but she isn't a Dem to me.

ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...

Above: Looks like Tom of Finland was Nostradamus.

Below: Keep reading for hot swimwear, two sad RIPs, Trump's illegitimate presidency, and more ...