ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lev Parnas throwing Trump under the bus, model behavior and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, my nose!!!

BELOW: Hairy Judd, gay terrorist, substitute teacher from hell and more ...

ABOVE: Hot (master-) piece!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Brie Larson-fueled gay wedding proposal, Trump turning on Bolton, death of the Grand Ole Gal of the South and one helluva tight end  ...

(Image via Instagram @boysdoesporte)

ABOVE: Thigh-ay-ay!

BELOW: Keep reading for the scoop on sleazy Jerry Falwell Jr., a nutty Uber driver who doesn't care for lesbians, Trump's Taliban invite and more ...

ABOVE: Beachy keen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a calendar guy (and then some), Trump's fat-shaming insult to his own supporter, Ross Lynch in his underpants and more ...

ABOVE: Cazden pops up in a small role in Boy Culture: The Series — and I've seen two rough-cut episodes (out of six) so far! They're great! #relieved The series should be all edited by September, and we'll then pitch it around.

BELOW: Naked Spanish actor, another mass shooting, the pastor who slurred a gay waiter and groped the waiter's manager and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, um, happy birthday, Daddy Stephen Dorff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chace Crawford's ass, Armie Hammer's social-media shame, Trump's next racist attack and more ...

ABOVE: Blue him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, Trump's racist chant, Valerie Harper's GoFundMe and more ...