ABOVE: Who knew Ed Begley's got the goods?! More here.

Bonus hotness (Image by Matthew Rettenmund — more here)

BELOW: Keep reading for mayhem in Michigan, Paxton acquitted, Russell Brand accused and more ...

From The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian in 1984 (Image via handout)

ABOVE & BELOW: Michael Biehn is 67 today and still 69able. MORE HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Mackie's gay bar, Trump's comeuppance, a hard-driving male model and more ...

ABOVE: 'Memba him?!

BELOW: Will Sharpe on Theo James's kisses, grief and anger in Colorado Springs, NYC gay-bar attacker and more ...

ABOVE: Hope everyone voted. Looks rough out there, and hoping for a win or two.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Sexiest Man Alive, Trump dragging Nancy Pelosi and more ...

ABOVE: Some fur for you.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot horror, a hate criminal on the loose, Italian fears and more ...

ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

All the better to Step Up with (Image via Variety)

ABOVE: Channing Tatum and his size 17 feet cover Variety.

BELOW: Keep reading for Charles Busch's pad, a decapitating blow to ISIL, BAFTA bullshit and more ...

ABOVE: Mirror, mirror ... sorry, forgot what I was saying.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans, Trump's insane promise, RIP Johnny Fever and more ...