Ryan Raftery, who wrote and performed biomusicals on Anna Wintour, Martha Stewart, Calvin Klein and Andy Cohen is back — and this time, he's got Nepotism Barbie in his crosshairs!
Keep reading for info on IVANKA 2020: The Ivanka Trump Musical, which sounds even funnier in this context than it does as a campaign slogan ...
Dipshit Ivanka Trump was the keynote speaker (!) at CES 2020, the convention devoted to consumer technologies.
As if her speaking weren't ridiculous enough, there was the content of her speech, in which she made it seem like now is a totes exciting time to be a blue-collar worker — especially in prison, you guys!
Keep reading for her grifting nonsense ...
ABOVE: A boy 'n' his dog.
ABOVE: Hangin' out. Well, practically!
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And the French apparently put this video out, knowing how painfully awkward it is. Seems telling. https://t.co/gpYCiMvwT9
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 1, 2019
She is not a holder of elected office. She has no business traveling with her father and sitting with him in photos of actual world leaders. And she has no intellect to interject herself into conversations like these with zero to say.
The French government released this, so I would call that allowing Ivanka to hang herself.
Here, an Indian diplomat spells out how Ivanka is like a dim-witted member of the Saudi royal family, an apt comparison, and where the U.S. is headed if we can't get her dementia-addled dad defeated in a year and a few months.
ABOVE: Dark and lovely.
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ABOVE: My buddy Jaymes Vaughn is a looker.
ABOVE: Doing a few lines.
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