ABOVE: He doesn't get the credit, but Dabney Coleman — 92 (!) today — had one of Hollywood's all-time best butts.

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ABOVE: Kaia Gerber (beautiful daughter of beautiful Cindy Crawford and beautiful Rande Gerber) has, surprisingly, picked a beautiful boyfriend.

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BELOW: Keep reading for the worst family ever, Lil Nas X's shenanigans for change, Bill Barr turning on Trump and more...

ABOVE: Back to the beach.

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