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Above: Garrett Clayton is going on vacation, and I. Want. To. Know. Where.

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Hillary strengthens her position against Citizens United.

Jaden Smith proclaims he's “the new male Madonna.”

Madonna & Janet Jackson on Square Pegs???

Rihanna doing coke.

LOGO's Cucumber gets some love. (I thought it was like tofu.)

Ian McKellen's new role.

A piece of history for $10,000.

Kimora Lee Simmons gives birth.

New Brad Gooch memoir: NYC, AIDS, the '80s & more.

BELOW: What a view!

 

 

It's great when your kids are curious. It's not so great when they're relentlessly smug, pretentious assholes who think they're above the concept of time.

I bitched about this on Facebook and had a couple of people chastised me (one decided that sheeple simply couldn't understand the kids), but these children are delusional. Right from the very first question, when telling the interviewer what they're reading, Jaden reveals how stupid he is while trying to sound smart:

Jaden: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.”

Assuming he means it can't be dated.

Willow's reply to something Jaden said also shows a lack of understanding of English, let alone of the complex topics they think they've grasped:

Willow: “Because living.”

She speaks of dropping her pop song “Whip My Hair” as if she were Sojourner Truth, then confidently talks about how her new music is all about universal truths. 

It's a repulsive interview, made all the more annoying by the fact that they're children acting like adults and their parents probably think the Scientology really paid off.