ABOVE: Share and Sheridan alike.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out drill sergeant, a fake ally, new Lypsinka and more ...

ABOVE: Not a hair out of place.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Eurovision statement, the Republican on board with impeaching Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Cruz control.

BELOW: Keep reading for arms and the man, Buttigieg on privilege, Rocketman sex, the death of a '60s/'70s goddess of cool and more ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...