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ABOVE: Bea Arthur forever.

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ABOVE: Gary Cole always looks good, especially nude.

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I adore Fannie Flagg — who turns 80 today! I loved her in "Some of My Best Friends Are," on "Match Game" and of course we all love her for "Fried Green Tomatoes." https://t.co/PM2TZVyYOP pic.twitter.com/WUi2evhvtr

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) September 22, 2024

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ABOVE: Sophia Loren just turned 90. Back when she was 81, and doing a rare appearance on Staten Island, she chatted about THAT Jayne Mansfield photo.

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ABOVE: Willie Aames in his prime. More here.

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