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Elon Musk’s father Errol, who had 2 children with his ex-stepdaughter, confirms that Maye Musk’s parents were literal Nazis who traveled to South Africa because they “supported Hitler… were very fanatical in favor of apartheid.”

Elmo wants to recreate it here. https://t.co/ZBREpow9qy pic.twitter.com/HWxKA6Ybpa

— Jim Stewartson, Antifascist 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ (@jimstewartson) November 25, 2024

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I adore Fannie Flagg — who turns 80 today! I loved her in "Some of My Best Friends Are," on "Match Game" and of course we all love her for "Fried Green Tomatoes." https://t.co/PM2TZVyYOP pic.twitter.com/WUi2evhvtr

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) September 22, 2024

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My friend that was at coachella took this video and sent me it omfg pic.twitter.com/ArIqWh6Ohl

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Police in Sacramento detain a woman for drawing a rainbow on a sidewalk with chalk pic.twitter.com/XFjtRBlZa4

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 20, 2022

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