ABOVE: Go ahead — I dare ya.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis-playing show-off, Gaga dogged for payment, a touching Mexican feature with a gay storyline and more ...

ABOVE: Timeless.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, the hypocritical GOP rep who voted against same-sex marriage and then attended his son's same-sex wedding, Jared Kushner's brush with death and more ...

ABOVE: Young Bernie Schwartz!

BELOW: Keep reading for jockstraps on catwalks, Musk tanking Tesla, Republicans pass genitalia inspections for minors and more ...

Bedroom, er, eyes (Image via Anthony Serrantonio)

ABOVE: Carter Wilson, who is followable here.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Disney heir who came out as trans, David Mamet (a former teacher) saying all teachers are predisposed to pedophilia and more ...

ABOVE: And it's for a good cause.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicki Minaj's testicular concerns, a Parkland Shooting survivor comes out, Dan Levy's queer statement at the Met Gala and more ...

ABOVE: Studio stud.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot new book, a comic-book innovator, Lammys, Oscars and more ...

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

Land that he loves? (GIF via GIPHY)

The New York Times offers a piece by Jonathan Mahler that breaks down all aspects of Trump's legal exposure one second after Biden is inaugurated examines how Biden might “deal with his predecessor’s flagrant and relentless subversion of the rule of law.” Snippet: