ABOVE: Ain't it the pits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Griffin Barrows, Kenneth vs. Aaron Schock, Gillibrand vs. Fox News vs. infanticide and more ...

ABOVE: Dark and lovely.

BELOW: Keep reading for stacks of studs, Streisand's about-face, Stamos's wardrobe malfunction and more...

ABOVE: Just interviewed this photographer — his eye for lighting is spectacular. I'll alert you when the Q&A is coming, and where.

BELOW: Madonna's new look, Trump's new crimes, big ol' booty for art's sake and more ..

BuzzFeed News is reporting a bombshell — which if true, means Trump is likely on the hook for obstruction of justice and subornation of perjury ...

ABOVE: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's crime family, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski on their power-couple status and why that Obamacare ruling is a joke ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: Follow here for some hot Peter.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hugh Jackman's friendship with Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's belief he can executive-order the Constitution away, an absolutely stunning male model or two, the true story of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, some surprise Rent casting and more  ...

ABOVE: Red-hot flashback to my shoot with Quinn Jaxon — follow me here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male model, Kusher's Saudi bromance, vampire lesbians and more ...