ABOVE: He's got the right stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Omar's butt, JD Vance wanting to marry Trump and more ...

ABOVE: I want to purchase the robe.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump vs. Musk, Will Chalker at 44 and more  ...

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ABOVE: J.D. Vance's bizarre comment that he thinks he and Trump have the normal gay guy vote locked own continues to reverberate.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay  hate crime in D.C., Trump brags about his good genes, Ms. Moretz comes out and more ...

ABOVE: Oof, Burt Lancaster forEVER.

BELOW: Keep reading for excellent election news, the sad departure of an L.A. Law-yer and more...

 

ABOVE: Dermot Mulroney for the win.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Kamala endorsements, Michael Henry as Divine and more ...

ABOVE: What a sweet song for the moment.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage nudity, vintage porn and all-too-current fascism ...

ABOVE: The adventures of Guy Pearce, queen of the movies.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot model, Trump's hot mess of a rally, Helene lies and more ...

ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...