ABOVE: In this new leak from a 2003 interview, Madonna was chatting with interviewer Megan Mullally when she confessed that hubby Guy Ritchie was unwittingly lunching with a former flame of hers. Sounds like it was an actor. Wonder who?

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ABOVE: Happy birthday to enduringly hot Steve Bond!

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ABOVE: A reliable spank bank.

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ABOVE: Your grandparents acted like everything was much more APPROPRIATE in the '20s and '30s. Nah. They had that George O'Brien nudity and weren't telling!

BELOW: Ralph Fiennes is 62 and pec-tacular, Dominic Albano underwear, Vance blown off by Pope and more ...

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ABOVE: How I think I look when I've lost 10 whole lbs. and my favorite song comes on.

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ABOVE: The hottest guy on Beverly Hills, 90210.

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ABOVE: Remembering body beautiful William Smith.

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ABOVE: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, little Zack Morris, is 51!

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