Weird as it is, turning-88 Pat Boone — like Martin & Lewis and Sal Mineo — was photographed naked and showering in the ‘50s. The thought was any nudity would never be seen as it was unprintable (then). Cut to: Any photo that exists gets seen. https://t.co/PM2TZVyYOP pic.twitter.com/VF4Yse8KF7

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) June 1, 2022

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