ABOVE: Eye on you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gaultier nostalgia, sending off Rep. Lewis, the complex history of Cruising and more ...

All-American Girl, 1994-1995 (Image via ABC)

Deadline: Yes! 23 years after Margaret Cho's All-American Girl bombed, TNT has greenlit her comedic series Highland.

BosGuy: 13 years ago today, Massachusetts became the first U.S. state to legalize gay marriage.

ExtraTV: Jessica Simpson's dad, Joe Simpson, is reportedly cancer-free.

Kenneth in the (212): Body hair + muscles - underwear that covers much.

Huff Post: Highly partisan Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), in charge of such investigations, demands all memos/docs related to Comey & Trump's meetings.

MSNBC: Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) argues passionately for the impeachment of Trump on the House floor:

Rep. Al Green (D-TX) on the House floor calls for President Trump to be impeached pic.twitter.com/yi1oPizkyI

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 17, 2017

Oh, Joy.

I like Joy Behar, but she needs a prescription for something sometimes.

Even Joy knows she fucks up occasionally.

Tom Hardy's war on inelegance.

I'll have what Jessica Simpson's having.

Scorching-hot Oliver Cheshire. 

Buffoon Elton John derides prank.

Trump can see Alaska Thunderfuck from his house.

Harvey Fierstein punching up Funny Girl.

New song feat. Beyoncé drops, softly.

Scott Walker's campaign going off the rails?

SOUNDS GOOD: Chris Cornell's new album out.

Mayoral candidate wants to “eradicate” the gays.

2-bit right-wing carnival barker Phyllis Schlafly for the $10 bill?

Sean Penn never misses a Madonna concert.

.@SeanPenn during #TrueBlue @Madonna #rebelhearttour #NYC last night. Photo by joseisaac85 on instagram #Madonna #msg pic.twitter.com/nNn5kYcD1A

— DrownedMadonna.com (@DrownedMadonna) September 18, 2015

Happy 110th, Greta Garbo.

Tip for Kasich: Don't like Latinos? Stop trying to pretend you do.

New Stonewall featurette focuses on trans character.

Warren, Gaga & Hardwicke team up vs. sexual abuse ...

Why the Shelley Long face?

Justin Root interviews RuPaul, addresses crow's feet issue.

Jessica Simpson says she's now Jessica Johnson.

JOCKSTRAPPED FOR CASH: Universal Gear in Chelsea, NYC, closing.

Daniel Radcliffe's Horns gets a trailer. Have a look.

Dems slightly ahead in CO & MI Senate races.

Britain's Got Talent winner Jamie Lambert comes out.

UTAH THIS COMING A MILE AWAY: 2 ex-Attorneys General arrested.

Cameron Diaz pukey at the thought of tapping Drew Barrymore.

Teabaggers align with Joan Rivers in insulting Mrs. Obama.

LeAnn Rimes (of all people) wants you to Dance Like You Don't Give a...!

Soccer deep throater. (Work Unfriendly)

Ex-gay Pastor Duane Youngblood (the name!) accused of molesting a boy.

This kid's celebrity selfie destroys all of yours.

Brody Jenner in hot water over selective wedding attendance.

CRY ME A RIVER: Public hates Boehner's idea of suing President Obama.

NY Post writer defends (!) Madonna's “wild love life.”

Weird Al Yankovic transforms “Happy” into “Tacky”, enlists comic support.

Cho mama!