ABOVE: Meet an exceptionally tight, tight end.

Matthew McConaughey will not be in Magic Mike 2.

If this doesn't make you want to kill that t.A.T.u. bitch, nothing will.

Scots voting NO on independence.

Joe Manganiello had sympathy for his LGBTI friends' suffering.

Last day to own a piece of Madonna history.

This ex-gay couple has HOT chemistry...and matching plaids!

Please check out my Kickstarter...I'm getting closer and closer!

Jessie J and Ariana G ditch Nicki M.

Ariana Grande does not ditch her fans.

Brian Sims on the Philly gay-bashing.

Check out the bulge on this one:

Ripplin'

Jimmy Somerville's orgiastic “Travesty”.

San Francisco politician is a Truvada...user.

Jared Leto's huge one.

Another insane mass shooting, this time a grandfather wipes out his family.

Miley Cyrus gets spanked for Mexican-flag spanking. (Herstory repeats!)

TRAILER: Is Big Eyes Tim Burton's comeback?

Jennifer Lopez is now a money-eating ass.

Clay Aiken's NYC fundraiser was in snark-infested waters, thanks to Vocativ.

Ben Affleck, like a dog returning to its own shit, returns to Details.

Cleft chin & out