ABOVE: Having an art-on.

BELOW: Keep reading for lovely Jacob Elordi, the inevitability of Amy Coney Barrett, Biden killing it in polls with less than 40 days to go, more Republicans peeling off for Joe, Charles Barkley taken to the woodshed and more ...

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Some takeaways from the second night of the DNC:

In tender moment, Joe Biden embraces Jill Biden following her keynote #DemConvention remarks.

"I'm Jill Biden's husband...You can see why she's the love of my life and the rock of our family." https://t.co/g2aifw44ZR pic.twitter.com/yEM18SMx2l

— ABC News (@ABC) August 19, 2020

(1) “I'm Jill Biden's husband.”

(2) I love Jill Biden.

(3) I want calamari.

(4) It was sweet of Cindy McCain to at least honor, if not endorse, Biden.

(5) Biden/Harris are going to prioritize health care.

(6) All the be-scared-of-Hunter-Biden crap coming is not going to stick on the Bidens.

(7) AOC is the future of the party.

(8) I want every convention to be virtual. I absolutely loved the far-flung delegate roll call videos, and she was probably my favorite delegate ...

Cozzir Watkins: I’ve been doing this for a long time, so let me just be plain. Black people, especially black women, are the backbone of the Democratic Party.” #DemConvention pic.twitter.com/G9gb0r3K9d

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) August 19, 2020

(9) ... but I also liked the Ohio dudes:

WATCH: Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio officially cast its delegates for @JoeBiden, as he formally is nominated at the #DemocraticConvention 🇺🇸 @FOX19 #CincyAlertDesk pic.twitter.com/81RsVTSKpt

— Trevor Peters (@TrevorPetersTV) August 19, 2020

(10) And Jacquelyn Asbie stole the whole, entire night:

ABOVE: Because masks aren't sexy.

BELOW: Keep reading for some hose up in here, a great way to cure your wet-ass pussy, a Kodak scam, an LGBTQ+ voting initiative and more ...

ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...