ABOVE: Yeah.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Ed Koch sold out himself and the world, Dave Rubin sliming Karine Jean-Pierre, news about that NYFD fleece-wearing anti-choice bro and more ...

ABOVE: That phrase about suns and buns.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay dads on Sesame Street, Ryan Reynolds' hole, the flag flap caused by (checks notes) Macy Gray and more ...

ABOVE: We can work it out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Lego head-scratcher, a brutal anti-gay crime, a winning pooch, a hungry whale and more ...

ABOVE: My kind of lounge act.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless firefighters, a cravenly corrupt GOP cadre, remembering Sal Mineo and more ...

ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson advertising the goods, Jill Biden flaunting her unity, Michael Flynn's brother and the Capitol riot and more...

46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)

ABOVE: You love to see it. It's official — President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

BELOW: Keep reading for some inauguration goodies, a Bali backbite, a big porn win and more ...

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...