ABOVE: He, uh, wants to dominate.

BELOW: Keep reading for Instagram being Greek passive, Gaga's Vegas residency, Tom Hardy, the guy who wouldn't take no for an answer from a lesbian, and more ...

Above: Probably younger than me, but he'll always be Dad to me.

Below: Black Panther roars, Jake Shears gets a second wind, das BUTT, Parkland survivors come for Trump again, Jill Stein nervously blows off Putin questions, Conor Lamb is coming, Sally Field wants her son to hook up with Adam Rippon, Kenworthy on that kiss, tennis war of words, Frantti frontal, scruffy love and RIP to a kid star ... 

(Image via Instagram @bammer47)

Above, Jackie Yordan in 1980. Read up on him and other gay men from the past at @bammer47 on Instagram.

Below, keep reading for Kenneth's latest jock obsession, Gaga'$ new gig, a actor who fell a little behind, and the dastardly deeds of Jill Stein, Bill O'Reilly and Paul Ryan ...

Walmart has settled a discrimination suit over past denial of benefits to same-sex spouses https://t.co/H9bAd7A2Nb

— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 2, 2016

Walmart settles mega-bucks lawsuit over refusal to grant same-sex spousal benefits. Sometimes, the good girls win.

Um, is this a Shawn Mendes full-frontal selfie? (Work Unfriendly)

Trump — and only Trump — will be able to launch U.S. nukes once he's sworn in. No safeguards, no permissions.

Crazy like Virginia Foxx — this lunatic will be running our nation's school into the ground. (Image via Congress.gov)

Virginia Foxx, who called Matt Shepard's murder a hoax, will get to destroy Obama's education legacy as a Trump pick.

IT'S OVER: Green Party drops Pennsylvania recount over money. Wait, it's NOT over.

Fresh Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer is here, AFTER THE JUMP ...

(Image via Instagram @RevoLucian)

Lucian Piane begs for a 5150, calling black people N-words, exposing himself, Holocaust-harrumphing.

Kellyanne Conway is reallllly against Mitt Romney being made Secretary of State.

Thanks again, LGBTQs who voted for Trump: He tried to make Falwell Jr. Sec. of Education!

Ava Gardner, Henry Fonda, Leslie Nielsen, Shelley Winters (Image via AVCO/Embassy)

Best write-up of a disaster movie you've never seen that you'll ever read.

Angela Lansbury turns her nose up at new Beauty and the Beast movie.

Me with Busted in 2002. Their apartment then was an old mental facility! (Image via Matthew Rettenmund)

Sexy boy band puts their testes on a restaurant table to celebrate new recording contract.

Busted as they appear today (Image via East West)

Just in: Jill Stein has reached her initial $2.5 million goal to fund recounts in Michigan, Pennsylvania & Wisconsin https://t.co/veiwn2KGdO

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) November 24, 2016

It's on?! Nutty Jill Stein raises $3M+ in a day toward MI, PA & WI reconts.

UM, WHAT?: Trump's only made time for 2 intelligence briefings, which are offered daily.

Action Institute, funded by Education Secretary pick Betsy DeVos, wants to bring back child labor.

Jackson Bews of Maleficent shows off his bare butt. (Work Unfriendly)

Here's a thick dude in a jockstrap for Thanksgiving. (Work Unfriendly)

Kathy Griffin takes on Trump, Sharon Stone & various celebrity run-ins on The View:

(Video still via MSNBC)

I think Donald Trump's total incompetence is helping to mask same in third-party crackpots Gary Johnson and Jill Stein.

Johnson already made a damn fool of himself when cluelessly, with Bill & Ted-style frankness, asking what Aleppo is. Now, he's compounded that error by failing to name a single world leader he admires:

Even dumber, he volunteers that he was having another Aleppo moment, helping to remind viewers of his recent crash-and-burn. His running mate William Weld looks like he's contemplating running, all right.

Then there's snarky Jill Stein, the anti-vaxxer who just hates everyone and thinks she's the one that we want. In an effort to troll Johnson, she tweeted which world leaders she admires—and not one of them runs a country!

I guess her campaign staff of tens made sure to block me. (Image via Twitter)

(I would post her tweet, but the very fragile Doctor Stein has blocked me! lol I guess she didn't like this tweet, mocking her with some Trumpian hyperbole:

(Image via Twitter)

Ultra-left liberals are not known for their sense of humor, but sheesh. Sensitive!

Sarah Palin is laughing somewhere, though it's probably coincidental because she doesn't really keep up with the news and stuff.

(GIF via GOMI)

Incredibly, Trump is calling “brainwashed” Hillary a “horrible, horrible human being” and “mentally unbalanced.”

The polls for Hillary could not be better at the moment; pray for nothing trend-changing in 90ish days.

Is Hillary Clinton really “post-partisan Barbie?!”

GOP congressman endorses Libertarian Gary Johnson to avoid supporting his own party's nominee.

(Video still via CNN)

Julian Assange addresses Green Party, is praised by Jill Stein, is full-on #NeverHillary.

Melania Trump granted green card in 2001 “based on marriage”—four years before wedding Trump.