Al Corley of Dynasty fame turns 63 today! I love him also for his so-bad-so-good Square Rooms pop album. I own an early CD of it from Germany that I had him sign (he was sheepish to be there) at an autograph show.

Who can forget this ...

ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

ABOVE: Reece's piece.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot 40-year-old, Madonna's new single, Mueller Report drop date and more ...

Alexis arrives! (Image via FX)

Joan Collins, 85, is back on network TV!

Keep reading for the American Horror Story trailer ...

(Images via 16 Magazine)

Poseidon's Underworld: Explore every gay angle of a 1963 issue of 16 Magazine. [Screams of teenyboppers]

Here's Richard Beymer, kids — a whole lot of him.

Joe.My.God.: Widow of Omar Mateen, Noor Salman, is remanded until trial.

Huff Post: Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Maryland) points out that Trump may have fired Preet Bharara to hinder investigation into his own corruption.

Attitude: Why is Joan Collins still confused with Alexis Carrington? Because I was so bloody good, she asserts. Here's her fave Dynasty catfight:

Soundcloud: Fresh Frank Ocean bisexual anthem “Chanel” gets a remix:

SNL: (1) That funeral sketch about a dentist who secretly wrote lit circuit jams was the meth of humor, especially “Here Is My Butt as I Lean Against the Wall”:

     (2) Logo's Fire Island scored by inspiring a hilarious parody:

James Seat, whose lips should be a misdemeanor (Image via Metro Nashville Police Department)

World of Wonder: James Seat aka Sean Cody's sexxxy Robert got arrested for assaulting a cop, coke possession, runnin' around with no pants. Off the wagon?

Joe.My.God.: Yes, Chadwick Moore is still a douchebag, this time going after Matt Shepard instead of Nick Jonas.

Towleroad: Betsy DeVos meet with trans-rights activists, offered nothing more than her time.

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DListed: OMG, Joan Collins just made a proper feature film — The Time of Their Lives, a road trip/buddy movie with Pauline Collins.

Kenneth in the (212): If all tennis pros looked like this, I might know a thing or two about the sport.

Twitter: Woman returns 43 years after protesting Nixon to protest Trump, using meticulously recreated signage: 

Rosemary returned to the exact spot in front of the Federal Building in Pittsburgh 43 years after her 1st visit. pic.twitter.com/JLEfzRoA9F

— Brasilmagic (@Brasilmagic) March 8, 2017

The ultimate glitz series of the '80s, Dynasty, premiered in January 1981. Above, one of the most epic fight scenes. (Jeez, Joan's stand-in is particularly unconvincing!)