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ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday ... never mind the goddamn year!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood Forever (and ever), GOP smears against Brown Jackson, Linda Simpson curates Queer Bible and more ...

ABOVE: I think I've captured the spirit of the day.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Meta is snatching accounts with no accountability, Biden bans U.S. imports of Russian oil, Emmett Till Anti-Lynching Act finally passes, Florida has passed the repulsive Don't Say Gay bill and more ...

I feel so special! (Image via my spam folder)

ABOVE: Guys, I'm out of here — I have been chosen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a fascinating story about gay publishing, why Tucker Carlson should quit Fox News, RIP Cynthia Harris and more ...

ABOVE: Looking forward to this as it continues to roll out.

BELOW: Keep reading for what's happening with Everybody's Talking About Jamie, Jean Smart on her Streeptastic good luck, a Mommie Dearest flashback and more ...

ABOVE: Fabrizio!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicki Minaj's latest idiotic lies, Newsom's big win, a Mommie Dearest mega-post and more ...

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This letter from Mommie Dearest probably got the point across to 12-year-old Tina!

That, plus fruitcake Eric Clapton, an incredible amount of opinions over a Tigger flag, Addams Family reboot casting news and more HERE.

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

BELOW: Keep reading for Channing Tatum's strip show, a pair of anti-trans bills, Cazwell looks good, the latest on the Colorado shooting and more ...

ABOVE: Head-to-toe chic.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless hairy Harry, Trump's $2,000 con, Kyle Rittenhouse sports bras for sale, Dwyane Wade's statement of unconditional love and more ...