ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

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ABOVE: Head-to-toe chic.

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Don't tell anyone what Mildred Pierce did! (Image via Warner Bros.)

Today, March 23, would have been Joan Crawford's something-somethingth birthday (the year in which she was born is shrouded in mystery, though was likely 1904).

Celebrate by reading Rick's real, reel good post about her classic, Mildred Pierce.

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ABOVE: With his, er, legs, Steve claims he was tired at the end of a spin class. I'm skeptical.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Noah Centineo's muscle, Trump's hustle, a leather daddy, a staining Billboard sexual harassment scandal, a PrEP cautionary tale, a tribute to Joan Crawford and more ...

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Naked came the MMA fighter, plus links on Trump's failed trans ban, his Pocahontas slur, his denial of the veracity of the Access Hollywood tape a year later, a touching story about HIV fear and an incredible art show you won't wanna miss.

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Jackie Hoffman of Feud is pulling  Joan Crawford, phoning all her Emmy rivals, offering to accept on their behalf in the eventuality that any of the other women win:

Is this Laura Dern, Miss Laura Dern? Bruce! Bruce Dern. Are you taking all of Laura's calls? Oh, you work for her.

Keep reading for this and some other hot links including Jeff Sessions using the phrase Trump never, ever will ...