She negotiates everything like a goddamn Hollywood agent! (Image via NBC)

Today, March 23, is the anniversary of the birth of Joan Crawford. She was born around 1904. Allegedly. Probably.

In her honor, enjoy this scene from Santa Barbara (1989), in which Joe Marinelli (who played a cross-dressing gangster on the soap) appears as Joan. The no-longer-living legend is now God's receptionist in a near-death experience involving Mason Capwell (Lane Davies), and she puts Mason in his place when he dares to bring up THAT MOVIE.

It's bonkers that this happened ...

Her way of life (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday ... never mind the goddamn year!

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ABOVE: I think I've captured the spirit of the day.

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I feel so special! (Image via my spam folder)

ABOVE: Guys, I'm out of here — I have been chosen.

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ABOVE: Looking forward to this as it continues to roll out.

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ABOVE: Fabrizio!

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(Images via publicity still & eBay)

This letter from Mommie Dearest probably got the point across to 12-year-old Tina!

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ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

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