ABOVE: Hard to argue with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian Sims's righteous rant against Pennsylvania Republicans who knowingly exposed their Democratic colleagues to COVID-19, an X-rated X-Factor participant, dreamy Charlie Taylor, a ice skater comes out with love and more ...

ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

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— Jason Ebeyer (@jasonebeyer) May 21, 2020

ABOVE: How amazing is this?

BELOW: Keep reading for the Instagay of your dreams, my guess as to Biden's running mate, more on that nurse who wasted away in an ICU fighting COVID-19, vintage gay P-Town and more ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: Cheeky clip!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Bravolebrity, two more articles that explain why you shouldn't believe Tara Reade (or at least shouldn't feel guilty doubting her), a BearCity gang-up and more ...

ABOVE: When an Instagram pic is clearly not a selfie.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn actor's sad news, a turncoat doctor, Biden's best campaign promise and more ...

ABOVE: His positivity is creating a nipple effect.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ass, Ryan Murphy's new joint, that Dallas Karen salon owner's subterfuge and more ...