ABOVE: A man named Brady.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot mags, Trump's latest hot mess and more ...

ABOVE: Sylvester forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot underwear, Trump's hot mess and more ...

ABOVE: Raquel Welch gets a li'l catty about Mae West, but it sounds like they had a healthy rivalry going!

BELOW: Keep reading for good Kamala news, hot menz, shooter's dad arrested and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 93rd to gay-adjacent Mitzi Gaynor! This number never fails to make me laugh. I love it.

BELOW: Keep reading for twerking, marriage, movies bombing and more ...

@boyculturedotcom The “Hee Haw” Hager Twins would be 83 today. They died years ago 8 mos. apart. But not before singing this … suggestive … ditty about a “16-incher.” Their pants suggest maybe 8+8? #hagertwins #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

ABOVE: Those Hagers and their (combined?) 16 inches!

BONUS: He seems like he might have 8?

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot go-go, Kamala's first big interview, swing-state polling and more ...

Thank you, Joe! (Image via video still)

Night 1 of the DNC was lit. AOC, Jasmine Crockett and Hillary Clinton were the best of the bunch — and that was all before President Joe Biden took the stage at 11: 25 p.m. to rapturous applause and copious tears. “America, I love you!” he exclaimed forcefully, before delivering a sharp, focused and yet warm speech.

So much for Trump's statement that Joe was being buried on Monday night — what an effective rollout this was for Night 1 of the convention. (And thank GOD we did not have an open convention like some wanted.)

Jasmine Crockett calls Trump "a career criminal, with 34 felonies, two impeachments and one porn star to prove it." #DNC #jasminecrockett pic.twitter.com/Dh0ALa0kAI

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) August 20, 2024

I was impressed with Night 1, not just because of its strong rhetoric, but also for its adherence to various vote-getting themes — patriotism, doing what's right, fighting for reproductive freedom, giving the working class a fair shake.

Good grief, we have three more nights and Night 1 was this uplifting? Kamala's getting a fucking bounce. Book it.

I might add Jasmine to this, too, but AOC really struck me as a future president tonight. (Images via video still)

ABOVE: August 19 is Piece of Ass day, with Gerald McRaney, John Stamos and Peter Gallagher all blowing. Out candles.

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ABOVE: Is it possible even old white guys understand the assignment?! (We do.)

BELOW: Jasmine Masters meets Patti LaBelle, Jools Lebron makes mindful & demure bank and more ...