ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: That image should be the response anytime someone tells you, “Okay, Boomer.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonas undies, Kanye's continued betrayal of LGBTQ people, why Bernie's no longer a Dem-hater and more ...

ABOVE: Ah, young love.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pence hits up a gay club, Lance Bass came out to Britney on her wedding night and more ...

ABOVE: He's kiltin' me over heah!

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's pits, the Jonas Brothers gettin' happy, an ill-advised gay tour and more ...

ABOVE: From Broadway Bares 1!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Downton Abbey trailer, the death of a gay African thinker and a knock-your-eyepatch-off new Madonna cover ...

ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

ABOVE: About 20 laps are in order.

BELOW: Jonas coolness, Assange eviction, Robyn vid, Kweer cards and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...