ABOVE: He's kiltin' me over heah!

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's pits, the Jonas Brothers gettin' happy, an ill-advised gay tour and more ...

ABOVE: From Broadway Bares 1!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Downton Abbey trailer, the death of a gay African thinker and a knock-your-eyepatch-off new Madonna cover ...

ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

ABOVE: About 20 laps are in order.

BELOW: Jonas coolness, Assange eviction, Robyn vid, Kweer cards and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...

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The Jonas Brothers have gotten back together, and will debut their new song “Sucker” tonight. I like their bulge-tastic single cover, while some wags on Twitter are distracted by their sartorial choices ...

Above: All of 'em, and Gronk, too.

Below: Keep reading for a porn star charged with murder, Michigan guv's anti-gay appointee, Costa Rica's anti-gay prez contender (he's winning), Joe Jonas gets THICK, gay model talks #MeToo, Trump Jr. gives away the game, Timberlake's lame Prince salute, Speedo freaks, Kylie's dream, Gowdy bails on Trump, and SNL hoots ...

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Above: One of many new LGBTQ-interest mag covers: Here!

Below, keep reading for the death of an Adonis, Tom Daley's swimmer's booty, Timberlake's Timberdud, more Hillary investigations, hate-crime conviction and Joe Jonas vs. a banana ...