ABOVE: About 20 laps are in order.

BELOW: Jonas coolness, Assange eviction, Robyn vid, Kweer cards and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...

(Image via Jonas Brothers)

The Jonas Brothers have gotten back together, and will debut their new song “Sucker” tonight. I like their bulge-tastic single cover, while some wags on Twitter are distracted by their sartorial choices ...

Above: All of 'em, and Gronk, too.

Below: Keep reading for a porn star charged with murder, Michigan guv's anti-gay appointee, Costa Rica's anti-gay prez contender (he's winning), Joe Jonas gets THICK, gay model talks #MeToo, Trump Jr. gives away the game, Timberlake's lame Prince salute, Speedo freaks, Kylie's dream, Gowdy bails on Trump, and SNL hoots ...

(Image via Adelante)

Above: One of many new LGBTQ-interest mag covers: Here!

Below, keep reading for the death of an Adonis, Tom Daley's swimmer's booty, Timberlake's Timberdud, more Hillary investigations, hate-crime conviction and Joe Jonas vs. a banana ...

Joe Jonas is off the market!

The 28-year-old DNCE singer and his longtime GF Sophie Turner, 21, from Game of Thrones announced their engagement in dual Instagram posts.

Keep reading for this and more of the day's hottest links, including new guidelines for asking people about the sexuality in the UK, and Puerto Rican relief efforts ...

Faces of meth: Todd Marinovich, who is only 47 at right (Images via handout, screengrab, mug shot)

Crime Watch Daily: Once-sexy football star pleads guilty to embarrassing public nudity charges. Don't start using. Get help if you get hooked.

(Image via Flaunt)

OMG Blog: Joe Jonas flirts with skinhead chic for Flaunt.

DListed: You're gonna looove this Groove Tube. (Actual sentence I've been sent on Grindr.)

Joe.My.God.: Okay, so I'm seeing Beauty and the Beast for sure now that Disney has refused to censor its tiny “exclusively gay moment” for Malaysia.

Josh Gad, easy Malay: No gay Disney for you, Malaysia! (Image via Disney)

Salon: How could a co-founder of something cool like Vice now be a neo-Nazi apologist for Holocaust denialism? “I'm becoming anti-Semitic.”

Kenneth in the (212): Please keep blogger Kenneth Walsh in your thoughts as he copes with the cancer death of his accomplished, witty brother at 55.

👊🏽 put me in coach 👊🏽 @AvaKnightBoxing 📸 @dennisleupold pic.twitter.com/EtBpGV9khx

— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) January 27, 2017