ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

ABOVE: It's very important NEVER to think you can't lose. It's far more important, as Trump ramps up his calls for violence, NEVER to think you can't win.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big, naked brother; Trump's call for violence (and promise only he can end it???); a rare Kennedy loser and more ...

ABOVE: My thighs adored ya ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA shocker, Harvey Milk flies again, Jussie Smollett's lawyer on why he won't push for those brothers to be prosecuted, a new Dem enters the prez race and more ...

“I am 36 years old. I have never known a country where men and women could be bought and sold, where newspapers run ads that say NO IRISH NEED APPLY or water fountains are labeled colored,” Rep. Joe Kennedy said in a moving speech addressing Trump's woefully inadequate, harmful response to Charlottesville.

You know exactly where he's going with it — and you don't mind.

Keep reading for his wise words about not repeating history ...