Above: No, this was not part of a professional fashion shoot. This is how this guy looks randomly.

Below: Keep reading for a gay(er) version of that Risky Business undies dance, Mariah Carey's bipolar battle, Paul Ryan's retirement, unseen Madonna and more  ...

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner unloads in a wide-ranging new Politico feature, calling Trump a shit show and commenting extensively on the state of his own party in a way that will have some Democrats realizing he is like Gandhi compared to what they're up against now ...

Oh, Taye! (Image via ABC)

Boy Culture Tumblr (Work Unfriendly): Taye Diggs (accidentally?) posted a pic of his bare butt to Snapchat!

Gay Fleshbot (Work Unfriendly): Disney Channel star Kenton Duty does his duty solo in this leaked video.

Joe.My.God.: Nobel Peace Prize winner recalls Trump begging for Russia position 31 years ago!

Huff Post: John Boehner says Trump has been “a complete disaster.”

DListed: Rockwell — yes, the '80s singer/son of Berry Gordy — was arrested for assaulting his maid.

OMG Blog: Your chance to watch the acclaimed shorts in Boys on Film 16: Possession, including Pyotr495.

(Image via Pyotr495)

Above: Former Ted Cruz fan Caitlyn Cruz trolls the prez contender by taking a leak in the ladies' room at a Trump property. (This is like Koch praising Hillary!)

Former Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner, “texting buddies” with Donald Trump, calls Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh” and a mean “son of a bitch.”

Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert admits to being a serial child molester, gets 15 months in prison for cash scheme related to it.

(Image via Jeannie Buxo)

Come dance your ass off Wednesday, May 4, if you're in NYC. If you're not, think about a trip.

Approved Whitney Houston documentary coming from Oscar-winning director.

Jordan bans Lebanese rockers, known for progressive lyrics, over gay singer. Mashrou’ Leila have been called “the soundtrack to the Arab Spring.”

our official statement regarding the cancellation and ban of our upcoming show in Amman. please read and share. https://t.co/iyjpwBoikS

— mashrou' leila (@mashrou3leila) April 26, 2016

Kevin McCarthy was a shoo-in for Speaker of the House ... until he opened his fool mouth and admitted the Benghazi investigations are solely meant to damage Hillary Clinton's chances of becoming POTUS.

Now, he's dropped out of the race, which is a very big deal.

Yes, it actually did taste a bit like holy water.

Amazing coverage of Madonna in Philly, her “Popey-Wopey” dedication.

Buy my book on Amazon or BN or anywhere you buy books.

Another devastating Stonewall review.

The Pope spanks Congress.

NO MORE TEARS: The Speaker has left the House ... or is about to.

Sam Smith's Bond theme is here.

Amazing Dancer from the Dance to get film version 40 years on!

**See Dancer from the Dance's 1st 'n' last lines, plus those of many more gay classics.**

Tim Tebow tries dating a woman.

Eric Decker is rock-hard!

JUICY: On how to write someone else's memoir! 

Caitlyn Marie Jenner is now legally a woman.

Str8 boy who bottoms and swallows? Put a ring on THAT.

GHOULISH: Ghost Adventures couple dead in murder-suicide.

Marvel's new leather-daddy Hercules looks like Jaxton Wheeler!

Photo by Matthew Rettenmund. Bodies by God.

In a rousing, full-throated speech on the benefits of taking executive action on immigration, O kicked A.

President Obama, via executive action, tackles immigration; Republican heads explode.

Obama has every right to do this.

Hillary Clinton thanks Obama for taking action.

Crowd outside White House is happy with immigration progress.

Barilla goes from the shit-list to the hit-list in the space of a year.

3 old ladies meet Maryjane for the first time.

Zac Efron masturbated 17 times today.

Lana Del Rey seem in disturbingly violent Marilyn Manson video.

Is the male wide stance really such a bad thing?

Keep your eyes on his thighs.

Cutest guys of Comicon. (I do this each year for NYC.)

Are you turned on by sexy brothers?

Hack Roger Friedman gu$he$ over Lady “Ella Fitzgerald” Gaga.

So her 12yo's baby-beard stimulates her nip while he feeds. Nothing to see here.

Mary Martin...Jean Arthur...Sandy Duncan...Allison Williams???

Katy Perry talks about her friendship with Madonna.

House moves forward with Obama lawsuit.

If gay blood is dirty, wouldn't the screening process find out anyway?

Madonna's Erotica producer Shep Pettibone isn't thrilled about Miley Cyrus rumors.

PRANKS A LOT: Straight guys audition for a gay reality show.

You're hired.

So what if I would like to see Mommie Dearest in a cemetery? #nohomo

DMX screams like a girl on amusement park ride.

Lotta gay people in this pic of Colton Haynes.

Lay off, some of his best friends are gay!!!

Lucian's remix of “Am I Wrong” by Nico & Vinz.

Oh, good: Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom are fighting.

Check out the annual walk for Valley Fever awareness.

93yo war hero (now heroine) Robina Asti wins huge transgender-rights victory.

Fly, Robina, fly!