Why the Shelley Long face?

Justin Root interviews RuPaul, addresses crow's feet issue.

Jessica Simpson says she's now Jessica Johnson.

JOCKSTRAPPED FOR CASH: Universal Gear in Chelsea, NYC, closing.

Daniel Radcliffe's Horns gets a trailer. Have a look.

Dems slightly ahead in CO & MI Senate races.

Britain's Got Talent winner Jamie Lambert comes out.

UTAH THIS COMING A MILE AWAY: 2 ex-Attorneys General arrested.

Cameron Diaz pukey at the thought of tapping Drew Barrymore.

Teabaggers align with Joan Rivers in insulting Mrs. Obama.

LeAnn Rimes (of all people) wants you to Dance Like You Don't Give a...!

Soccer deep throater. (Work Unfriendly)

Ex-gay Pastor Duane Youngblood (the name!) accused of molesting a boy.

This kid's celebrity selfie destroys all of yours.

Brody Jenner in hot water over selective wedding attendance.

CRY ME A RIVER: Public hates Boehner's idea of suing President Obama.

NY Post writer defends (!) Madonna's “wild love life.”

Weird Al Yankovic transforms “Happy” into “Tacky”, enlists comic support.

Cho mama!

Great divas with their drag mini- and maxi-mes.

 Advocate owners blew Daytime Emmys red carpet.

Anti-Defamation League calls bullshit on Gary Oldman's apology.

This guy's thighs could drive a man to distraction.

Brendan Fehr gives superdated interview on “playing homosexual.”

Sam Smith debuts at record-smashing #2.

Tom Daley & Dustin Lance Black PDA it up.

Nutjob Pat Boone still pushing birther claptrap.

New Sia: “Big Girls Cry.”

Anti-gay rant: “The gas pump does not belong in the radiator!”

Boehner to sue Obama. [Eyeroll]

Lisa Whelchel & Charlotte Rae take the good, take the bad, take the selfie.

Whelchel says Rae had good advice for her in their recent meeting.

Fairly disastrous (in a good way) soccer wardrobe malfunctions.

Diane Sawyer out, David Muir is in. But will he be out?

Veep Joe Biden = a KatyCat.

Gay Survivor contestant killed in freak accident.

Appeals court decision “eviscerates states' same-sex marriage bans.”

ME, ME, ME: Is there a self-promotion backlash? Follow me on Instagram!

Frequently married AG to argue against marriage equality in Florida.

Sen. Thad Cochran (R-Mississippi) barely survives primary.

Some guy in Pittsburgh was attacked by a frickin' scorpion at Walmart.

Mark would like $7K to do a coffee-table book of, well, this:

Best $7K ever spent?

What's not to be proud of?

Boston Pride is here!

James Franco waxes poetic on Lindsay Lohan's sexual advances.

Iconic NYC foods 'n' where to get them.

Ruba's “Turn It Up” video drops.

The coded queer vibes of Eddie Cantor.

More personal details on Vegas shooters. Boehner won't call it terrorism.

Real Housewives daughter injured in drive-by shooting.

Archbishop testifies he may have thought child molesting legal in 1984.

Tracy Morgan's legs are safe.

Hillary Clinton prime-time interview grabs 6.1 million viewers.

The moment Sawyer bizarrely handed a picture of the slain Benghazi diplomat to Clinton.

They all scream for it.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Joe Biden take a veep joyride.

WAIST OF SPACE: Khloe Kardashian loves cinchers.

Sexy Federico Diaz, a Ricky Martin ex, comes out.

Obama zings Boehner with Orange is the New Black jibe.

Another Bryan Singer/Gary Goddard sex suit.

Nate Berkus got hitched.

Bryce Johnson looks great naked. (Work Unfriendly)

Feel sore, or feel sorry, tomorrow. Like him.

Desperately Seeking Susan's NYC locations laid bare.

Ricardo Baldin looking good in his JAMs.

Oops! Britney Spears is about to get sued again.

Levi Michaels of Cocky Boys launches YouTube channel with “lighting” round.