ABOVE: He's definitely a major dad.
ABOVE: He's definitely a major dad.
ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:
ABOVE: Dark and lovely.
BELOW: Keep reading for stacks of studs, Streisand's about-face, Stamos's wardrobe malfunction and more...
Sarah Palin says Donald Trump protesters engaging in "punk a-- little thuggery." https://t.co/4QDQ62T9VK pic.twitter.com/hxppYRqLHz
— ABC News (@ABC) March 14, 2016
This could be the day the U.S. decides to off itself.
Donald Trump probably violated the law in promising Ben Carson a job.
Broad City girls lose their sh*t over Hillary Clinton. Must be Floridians.
Broad City's Hillary episode airs March 16 at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central (Image via Comedy Central)
SON OF UBER: Kalamazoo shooter says app controlled him.
Sexy John Stamos, covered in goo.
Xena: Warrior Princess reboot goes full-lesbian?
John Stamos by Brian Bowen Smith for Paper
Paper's “Break the Internet” proclivities are well-honed. This time, they're showing off John Stamos's cute rump (plus I have it on good authority that a popular Web hottie is going full-moon in the same issue).
Debbie Reynolds is dishing the decades-old dirt, including Scotty Bowers goss.
Ben Carson literally thinks Jews with guns could've averted the Holocaust.
John Stamos uses GHB to lean out.
Gee, Paul Ryan is really failing upward.
Gets no hotter than THAT.
Genre-bending fantasy!
Pan? EW.
How to guess if your kid will be gay.
Loving this bendy boy's SPREAD.
First teaser for that O.J. Simpson flick.
Taylor Swift is taking a break?
Is it PC run amok to object to a kids' toy featuring a slave?
Speaking of Hollywood beards ...!
Gay marriage came to TV October 9, 1977! Keep reading to see ...