First of two towel photos in this post ... (Image via Instagram)
ABOVE: He is about to discover some Hot Ways to Die.
BELOW: Keep reading for beefcake, murderers getting their due and more ...
ABOVE: He's definitely a major dad.
ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:
ABOVE: Dark and lovely.
BELOW: Keep reading for stacks of studs, Streisand's about-face, Stamos's wardrobe malfunction and more...
(Video still via Instagram @johnstamos)
John Stamos was rockin' out onstage when he felt a breeze — I only wish the video captured a more revealing peek at the giant split in his pants ...
(Image via Twitter @JohnStamos)
John Stamos and Glen Powell shared a shower for a Scream Queens episode, proving once again that gay men should be in charge of more youth programming.
Video from the scene provided by Lea Michele after the jump ...
Sarah Palin says Donald Trump protesters engaging in "punk a-- little thuggery." https://t.co/4QDQ62T9VK pic.twitter.com/hxppYRqLHz
— ABC News (@ABC) March 14, 2016
This could be the day the U.S. decides to off itself.
Donald Trump probably violated the law in promising Ben Carson a job.
Broad City girls lose their sh*t over Hillary Clinton. Must be Floridians.
Broad City's Hillary episode airs March 16 at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central (Image via Comedy Central)
SON OF UBER: Kalamazoo shooter says app controlled him.
Sexy John Stamos, covered in goo.
Xena: Warrior Princess reboot goes full-lesbian?
(Image via NBC)
John Stamos by Brian Bowen Smith for Paper
Paper's “Break the Internet” proclivities are well-honed. This time, they're showing off John Stamos's cute rump (plus I have it on good authority that a popular Web hottie is going full-moon in the same issue).
