ABOVE: A good going-out look.

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Zach-tly what I needed (Image by Benjamin Veronis for DNA)

ABOVE: How pretty does it get?

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John Travolta, who turns 65 today and has more baggage than an 1800s stage actress, was — in fact — once hot ...

ABOVE: Damn! I forgot to exercise. Ever.

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ABOVE: Has its ups and downs, yeah?

BELOW: Keep reading for hot gay history, anti-trans parents, sexy art, The Blue Store 'n' more ...

Above: I hope you already know about Matt Skrincosky, one of the best-looking and biggest-hearted guys in NYC. If you don't, investigate. And help him out!

Below: Keep reading for Wanda Sykes breaking her silence on Roseanne Barr, Darren Criss on nudity, and much more ...

Above: A pec-tacular view.

Discounted Tix for The Boys in the Band — HERE!

Below: Keep reading for Josh Brolin naked, Rafael Alencar's A-list clients, the return of Murphy Brown, Christina Aguilera's greatest lewks, Janet Jackson thanking her fans for the birthday wishes, and Trump's latest slur against immigrants ...

Above: That'll do it!

Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...