ABOVE: Boyfriend twins, dual thirst traps and taint two-pack.

BELOW: Nolan Gould is old enough to drool over, news anchor comes out and announces engagement, John Waters at Bear Week and more ...

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The Dec/Jan issue of Metrosource highlights 20 LGBTQ icons as a part of the mag's People We Love Issue.

The cover man is Don Lemon, who says inside:

Rare original miniposter for Pink Flamingos — signed by the one and only Divine! (Image via Saliva Films)

 

Yep, you're old — Pink Flamingos is 46 years old this month ...

DLISTED: Meet the Sex Elf. I want him in my stocking.

Above, enjoy the Sex Elf.

Below, keep reading for a teen-mag time warp, Megyn Kelly's latest right-wing trick, what passes for sexual harassment now, Caitlyn's Santa Ana disaster, John Waters's Top 10 movies of 2017 and a stache for all seasons ...

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Enter to win John Waters' Serial Mom on Blu-ray! 

 

Enter now for your chance to win the Serial Mom Special Collector’s Edition Blu-ray! I've got 2 copies to give away. To enter, comment this blog post with your favorite Kathleen Turner performance, or your favorite John Waters actor of all time. I'll pick 2 of you at random to win 1 week from tonight (U.S. only) — good luck!

 

If you are ill-mannered, have a poor sense of social etiquette or just plain irresponsible, then beware of the cheerfully psychotic housewife Beverly Sutphin from John Waters’ wickedly hilarious cult classic, SERIAL MOM. She will stop at nothing to rid of anyone failing to live up to her moral code! Starring Kathleen Turner (Romancing the Stone) as Beverly Sutphin, Sam Waterston (Grace and Frankie) and Ricki Lake (Hairspray), writer-director and pop culture icon John Waters puts a twist on the everyday mediocrity of suburban life in this outrageous dark comedy brimming with his unique brand of perverse humor and high camp. The film also stars Mink Stole (Pink Flamingos), Patricia Hearst (A Dirty Shame), Matthew Lillard (Scream), Mary Jo Catlett (Diff’rent Strokes), Traci Lords (Cry-Baby), with special appearance by Suzanne Somers (Three’s Company). It’s a killer comedy that will take fans and audience over the edge with laughter! 

 

Just in time for Mother’s Day, Scream Factory is proud to present SERIAL MOM Collector’s Edition Blu-ray, packed with revealing bonus content including new interviews with John Waters, Kathleen Turner and Mink Stole, special featurettes and much more! Available for the first time on Blu-ray in North America, this definitive collector’s edition contains a collectible cover art featuring newly rendered artwork approved by John Waters and a reversible cover wrap featuring original theatrical key art!

 

Available May 9 from Scream Factory™! 

 

Pre-Order Now: https://www.shoutfactory.com/film/film-comedy/serial-mom-collector-s-edition

 

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BREAKING: #Trump sexual assault accusers is NOW an imperfect DOZEN.
Miss Finland steps forward.https://t.co/MekXNYnuE9

— BklynDad4NastyWomen (@mmpadellan) October 27, 2016

Ex-Miss Finland says Trump groped her, too.

Why Log Cabin Republicans declining to endorse Trump is “too little, too late.”

Yes, he even lifts, bro: 

 

Baby, You're my favorite thing.

A photo posted by Music Fashion Fitness Food 💰 (@thomas_keal) on Oct 27, 2016 at 2:33pm PDT

Adrian Armas continues to be beautiful:

Jesus, there've been 10 movies in the Halloween saga? (None can top that first one.)

Best Christmas gifts E-VER:

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People have trust issues with Hillary Clinton, but Donald Trump is Mr. Establishment and the ultimate con man. See above, his Trump U sales rep.

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Trump pulling 0% of the black vote in OH and PA, still doing well there.

Madonna's Bedtime Stories to be reissued on vinyl by Rhino in August, John Waters's Multiple Maniacs also gets a new lease on life.

RNC lineup: Benghazi mom to politicize son's death, Tim Tebow to praise the Lawd, Antonio Sabato Jr. to — do something. And more!

Daniel Currie & Tom Nicholls play explicit grab-ass in the ocean. WOW.

Calvin Harris ratted out Taylor Swift (who ratted out Calvin Harris) for really being anti-Katy Perry. Vindi-Katy's priceless tweet in reply:

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— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016

Tonight on #ExtraTV: Richard Simmons on rumors he's living as a woman. And, the dish on #TheBachelorette's bad Chad!https://t.co/Xguq8wWTxi

— ExtraTV (@extratv) June 8, 2016

Rumor had it Richard Simmons had transitioned, but his rep flatly denies it.

J.K. Simmons got totally jacked for his new movie. I'm sure he just did lots of pull-ups and ate his Wheaties.

 

Every time we train together I forget he's 61 years old. So much respect for this guy. #JKSimmons #OldManCranking (hashtag via @mountaindog1)

A photo posted by Aaron Williamson (@aaronvwilliamson) on Jun 2, 2016 at 8:52pm PDT

Elizabeth Warren to endorse Hillary Clinton for president. Cue #NeverHillarys describing flames on the sides of their faces.

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Is Trump now so toxic that Walker or Romney could sneak in and steal his hard-earned nomination? Note: NO Trump on GOP.com!

Theresa Saldana, Raging Bull (1980) and The Commish (1991-1995) actress who survived a stalker's stabbing in 1982, dies @ 61.

John Waters' Multiple Maniacs (1970) just got restored: “Finally, Multiple Maniacs looks like a bad John Cassavetes film!”

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