ABOVE: Whitney Houston would still be just 58 today, and she's been gone nine and a half years already.

BELOW: The origin story of your favorite meme, Cuomo's secretary quits as a criminal complaint is lodged against him, some hairy Sam Elliott and more ...

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A little TLC from Bette Midler.

Anderson Cooper shuts down a selfie-seeker.

Mariah Carey shrieks out her high notes to prove she can still sing.

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WORTH A SHOT: Pasta al diavolo.

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Aretha Franklin is not up for interview foolishness.

Rose McGowan reminsces about her brutal murder.

HTGAWM's hot Jack Falahee's been getting away with it allll hisss liiife.

Murder, he wrote

Wicked Gay Blog hits the nail on the head: Bros before (drunken groups of) hos!

Johnny Weir & hubby get violent. Again.

Cristiano Ronaldo gets naked for Vogue.

Don't sleep with the sultan.

Robyn and techno duo Röyksopp debut “Sayit” video.

Composer drinks in final Bridge of Madison County show.

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Oregon yesterday...Pennsylvania today?

Gay men baffle him.

Macklemore denies his costume was anti-Semitic.

Deryck Whibley nearly died, looks so sickly!

Tens of Tea Partiers descend on DC.

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GAY LOVE: He chose his gay friend over tennis.

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It's hard to know which thing he's done for which Johnny is so sorry, but I'm guessing it has to do with his surprise divorce. Or biting his husband. Or callously declaring gay rights matter not to him when it comes to Olympic sport, and that he would happily attend an Olympics held in Uganda.