Jon Stewart makes FOX News his bitch over that network's relentless campaign to stigmatize poor people and to convince its viewers that anybody in need of assistance is the last person who get it 'cuz he's the exact person who (1) doesn't need it, and (2) will scam the system...

Magic mic

I'm certain I'm forgetting some, so rather than put a set-in-stone ranking out there, I thought I'd do this list of superhot TV hosts/newsmen/presenters alphabetically. They're all sexy in their own way, no?

Please feel free to post names that belong on this list, especially locals I might otherwise never get to ogle...