ABOVE: Twins peek.

BELOW: Christopher Meloni's butt gets the attention it so richly deserves, and so much more ...

ABOVE: Brazil nuts.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model and a tennis player who are both into showing it off, Barr's B.S. to Congress, Candace Owens getting served by Ted Lieu and more ...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to Franco Nero — what an all-time hunk.

BELOW: Keep reaing for Kit Harington's naked cheating scandal, Hugh Jackman on why everyone assumes he is gay, Black Friday brouhaha and more ...

ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: My Milkie way.

BELOW: Keep reading for DISASTER in Brazil, Garrett Clayton's gay-tastic music video, the hottest new model ever, the sexy work of Hans Fahrmeyer, Will Ferrell for Stacey Abrams in Georgia and more ...