ABOVE: Welcome to Ben Dahlhaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Israel's settling on Trump, Madonna's triumph, hate groups on Fox and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody primaried him.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's flip-flop, hot DNA cover, pre-1900 gay life and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, my trucking God!

BELOW: Keep reading for several gay anthems, one of the best Madonna pieces ever written, Miley's grope attack, Dallas's problem with trans murders and more ...

ABOVE: Boyfriend twins, dual thirst traps and taint two-pack.

BELOW: Nolan Gould is old enough to drool over, news anchor comes out and announces engagement, John Waters at Bear Week and more ...

ABOVE: Don't ya just love water sports!

BELOW: Presto-chango —Magic Mike stalls, Trump lackey shrugs at lawbreaking, older gay men reflect on past loves (rope is involved) and more ...

ABOVE: Twins peek.

BELOW: Christopher Meloni's butt gets the attention it so richly deserves, and so much more ...

ABOVE: Brazil nuts.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model and a tennis player who are both into showing it off, Barr's B.S. to Congress, Candace Owens getting served by Ted Lieu and more ...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...