ABOVE: I need a Dan.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles clapping back, Happiest Season kicking ass, Trump's own AG declaring there was no major election fraud, Trump's pre-emptive pardon spree news and more ...

ABOVE: There are only so many '70s/'80s men who could truly be responsible for our gay-sexual awakenings, but Randolph Mantooth deserves a slot, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a Teamm8 player, Trump's fake TikTok crisis averted (by Trump), Clinton on SCOTUS shenanigans and more ...

ABOVE: Everything Portis Wasp stings turns to gold.

BELOW: Naked came the newcomer, Trump pardons Susan B. Anthony, Gretchen Whitmer's Shark Week swear, Cardi & Joe B and more ...

ABOVE: I found two eggs!

BELOW: Soloflex stud, RIP to an NYC philanthropist, COVID-19 follies and more ...

Manning, as seen in her trans coming-out selfie, with animation added (GIF via GIPHY)

Former military intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning has been released from prison, a day after she attempted to take her own life.

ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

ABOVE: I guess he liked the light.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest 40-year-old around, Blagojevich's victory lap, a naked Big Brother and more ...

ABOVE: Ain't it the pits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Griffin Barrows, Kenneth vs. Aaron Schock, Gillibrand vs. Fox News vs. infanticide and more ...