ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: I'll take a six-pack!

BELOW: Keep reading for Taylor Frey's coming-out story, aggressive thirst tweets for Adam Devine and more ...

ABOVE: Goonies are Bidgood enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's show-off shower, Trump's blatant graft, Gaga's new bottom and more ...

ABOVE: Flexy and he knows it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay couple denied a massage, the world's longest-married same-sex couple, LaToya calling out Michael and more ...

(Image via Wicked Gay Blog)

Moore, Hathaway & other actors join GA boycott threat. Is it working?

TMZ reports boxer Andre Berto denies gay slur: “I respect gay people.”

Man arrested over Freddy Got Fingered—and it wasn't Tom Green!

Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingered (Film still via 20th Century Fox)

Some want guns at the GOP convention ... I'm down.

Happy Nasty Pig Easter!!! (Or, if you prefer your guys squeaky-clean ... here!)

Sesame Street actor dies @ 80, Waltons creator/narrator dies @ 92.

Ellen Corby & Will Geer on The Waltons (GIF via CBS)

Not Donny Most

Via ExtraTV: Check out this simple video from Everytown for Gun Safety, in which stars and other citizens call for a solution to gun violence—and express hope that it can be achieved.

Good luck IDing every celebrity in there (they're not all lefties—Melissa Joan Hart is there), but I want credit for spotting Donny Most immediately ...

Glop star

Miley's messy, experimental, free new album is here.

Four-times wed Kim Davis defies SCOTUS, defers to God.

Kim's “old redneck hillbilly” hubby will defend her.

Jake Gyllenhaal is butch-tastic on L'Uomo Vogue.

Outsiders trouncing GOP insiders in all polls.

BREAKING: Republicans are dumbfucks.

Jeez, HIV is, more 'n' more, becoming like diabetes.

Tyga brags about sex with underage Kylie Jenner ... via his art.

Priests can forgive abortions during a brief period. Progress?

Madonna expresses her selfie on Interview.

This dude's hairy pits are perfection.

Willam Belli has a talented mouth!

Lights dimmed at theater for Kyle Jean-Baptiste.

Official trailer for The Danish Girl.

Then-closeted Ellen Page's note to self: “Dude, just tell people you're gay.”

Jake Arrieta may be the man of your dreams.

Not-so-secret stache

Are you one of her fans?

Faye Dunaway shocks w/o makeup, sells home, revisits Mommie Dearest.

This revealing pic may make you a Catfish hunter.

Ryan Gosling inspires beautiful music.

Joni Mitchell health crisis. Now in good spirits (which she isn't usually!).

Elton John's pal defends Indiana anti-gay law.

Julianne Moore allegedly canned for bad acting.

10% of 12- to 13-year-olds addicted to porn?

Hate group wants Dan Savage sitcom cancelled.

Walmart is against the anti-gay law the Arkansas governor is set to sign.