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Jussie is laughing at the police over this one. (GIF via GIPHY)

Jussie Smollett, who has maintained he was innocent of staging that hate-crime attack against himself all along, won't have to prove it — Chicago will not prosecute him for the crime after all.

Why?

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Jussie Smollett's worries may be expanding — a leak suggests a grand jury has returned 16 felony counts against him related to his alleged false report of a racist, anti-gay hate crime he says he endured in Chicago in January. More here.

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