ABOVE: Precocious!

BELOW: Keep reading for hair as self-expression, the Plague Belt, another dead Warhol Superstar, an Evangelical Christian author who just came out as religiously gay and more ...

ABOVE: In the name of love — 43 years ago, two men with their priorities straight.

BELOW: Keep reading for Love, Victor dish, that anti-Asian tech CEO's weak apology, Sarah Palin's divorce, Mary Kay Letourneau dies at 58 and more ...

ABOVE: And these were the outtakes!

BELOW: Keep reading for a horny virtual nude party, Michiganders risking death for so-called liberty, Stacey Abrams campaigning for veep, Duke Mason interviewing Cleve Jones and more ...

ABOVE: Self-quaranteen.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Trump wants you to die, how Betty White is doing, more guy candy, an absurd Eurovision entry and more ...

ABOVE: Who was this woman?!?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass flash, Buttigieg on the Rush to judgment, Modern parenting and more ...

ABOVE: Take. It. Off!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nico's bum, Trump admitting he'll cheat with a foreign power again, Jessica Biel admitting she's fucking stupid and more ...

Who's hungry for some cake?!

I like big butts, and I can't deny — and Mr. Man feels the same.

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Mr. Man likes smooth butts, tight butts, fuzzy butts… butt, you know? You get the picture.

Hollywood certainly does an excellent job trying to kill us with hind-ness, and in this special post from Mr. Man, they have ALL the evidence.

The Hollywood’s Hottest Butts playlist on Mr. Man has 32 videos of the hottest backsides in the biz, and below is mouth-watering a sampling of some of the goods ...

Above: All of 'em, and Gronk, too.

Below: Keep reading for a porn star charged with murder, Michigan guv's anti-gay appointee, Costa Rica's anti-gay prez contender (he's winning), Joe Jonas gets THICK, gay model talks #MeToo, Trump Jr. gives away the game, Timberlake's lame Prince salute, Speedo freaks, Kylie's dream, Gowdy bails on Trump, and SNL hoots ...