ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Inside job.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Bailey's gay concern trolls, Trump barreling toward impeachment (and possible conviction), a defaced manatee and more ...

ABOVE: Coitus never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Kamala Vogue kerfuffle, the shirtless fisherman reelin' 'em in on social media, more calls for Trump's resignation and more ...

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In the wee small hours of the early morning of January 7, outgoing VP Mike Pence fulfilled his constitutional duty, reading the names of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as the rightful winners of the 2020 presidential and vice presidential races.

It is satisfying to hear him read this, though I will give him no points for being in the majority of Republican elected officials who decided insurrection was a pinch too far ...

ABOVE: If you kinda love it, it's by Theodore Johansson, and he's got an Etsy.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out gay rugby player, 12 seditious senators, Busy's child comes out as gay and more ...

He's from Iowa and probably not single. (Image by Alan Light)

ABOVE: It's a time to reflect on the year that was.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden taking his shot, a gay actor playing straight chimes in on who should play gay roles, Rudy distances himself from Trump's loony lawyer friend and more ...

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I thought SNL's cold open was the only decent one they've had in a long time — great one-liners and not dependent on special knowledge. Love Beck's Pence ...

The sign in front of him is just a figure of speech. (Image via video still)

Jesus, we need a shorter transition period — Trump lost forever ago, has lost multiple times since — including with today's elector votes — and yet still has another 36 or so days during which he can try to get away with murder.

Now, AG William Barr, a man so crazed he thinks presidents should practically have the powers of an emperor, has resigned. Even he was not loyal and right-wing enough for Trump's tastes.

Jeff Rosen will be acting AG. God only know he will indict for sport.