ABOVE: Episode 3 of Dying for Sex killed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for death of a porn star, tanking of America, another nice butt, new music and more ...

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ABOVE: If only they could sell that tanline. And that waist.

BELOW: Keep reading for Musk's ultimatum, Cuban won't run for POTUS and more ...

ABOVE: You know how you have some totally random, fleeting memories from extreme-early childhood that defy explanation? One of mine is recalling kids talking in hushed tones about having watched The Death of Richie on TV the night before when I was in, I think, first grade.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala's revenge, Trump's whining, Dave Rubin's humiliation and more ...

Tim Cook, in particular, should never live this down. Just disgraceful to be in fucking church with a fake Christian monster. pic.twitter.com/YRamHtBfgl

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 20, 2025

ABOVE: Whatever we feared from Trump I, Trump II is going to be possibly this country's greatest obstacle, democracy worldwide's greatest obstacle. Seeing all the major tech billionaires AT CHURCH with Trump, the fake Christian, is chilling. (The gay and the Jew are like, “Praise Jayzus!” Kara Swisher notes Zuckerberg is, “A small little creature with a shriveled soul.”)

BELOW: Just, yeah ...

ABOVE: There really was no chance Mariska Hargitay would be born ugly.

BELOW: Keep reading for the raging fires, Jack Smith's report, SAG Award nominations and more ...

ABOVE: He'll always have a face to sit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland, Globes, the second worst January 6 and more ...

ABOVE: I will never tire of surprising people with Dabney Coleman's ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tragic death, hot guys galore, VP Harris doing her duty and more ...

ABOVE: Joe Dallesandro forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for a sad coming-out occasion, the gay-porn stars we lost in 2024, that terrorist attack and more ...