ABOVE: Noah Centineo is well on his way to He-Man status.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump going full QAnon, Kamala's lesbian chief of staff and more ...

She will be our first female veep — and POTUS. Book it. (GIF via GIPHY)

I'm so thrilled!

Biden's campaign has officially announced his pick is Sen. Kamala Harris, who becomes the first Black woman and the first Asian woman on a presidential ticket.

I have the great honor to announce that I’ve picked @KamalaHarris — a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country’s finest public servants — as my running mate.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 11, 2020

ABOVE: Because masks aren't sexy.

BELOW: Keep reading for some hose up in here, a great way to cure your wet-ass pussy, a Kodak scam, an LGBTQ+ voting initiative and more ...

ABOVE: Peacockhound.

BELOW: Gay Lib memories, Gohmert gets COVID-19, Trump still loooves Putin and Russia, Laverne and Billy talk Emmy nominations and more ...

Nice A (Image by Blake Yelavich for Walking Jack)

ABOVE: That's the Walking Jack Letters Brief on this model, shot by Blake Yelavich.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cotton picking a fight, Cruz hates hard workers, Trump's star-dudded convention, creeptastic thriller The Rental and more ...

ABOVE: The history of Pride in the U.S., in just about six minutes. Sadly, it avoids Frank Kameny and One Magazine and pushes the lie that Sylvia Rivera had anything to do with Stonewall.

BELOW: Keep reading for the latest blackface edit, Trump retweeting WHITE POWER, Biden's Top 4 veep contenders, a new Beyoncé album and more...

ABOVE: Mr. Krull himself, Ken Marshall. More here.

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Public humiliation (Images via C-Span2)

Always entertaining to see her destroy these guys ...