ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

ABOVE: Ain't it the pits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland in peak shape, Gaetz's conspiracy theory shot down, Trans Day of Visibility and more ...

ABOVE: How it's going.

BELOW: Keep reading for a crazy Christian, Trump flashing titties in a funereal setting, Sharon Osbourne's apology, the history of Piers Morgan's obsession with Meghan Markle and more ...

ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

ABOVE: History-making swearing-in.

BELOW: Keep reading for a closeted frat guy coming out, Biden's very busy first two weeks, some Golden Globes shockers and more ...

ABOVE: All your fave Saturday-morning classics.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mitch denouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene (obliquely), AOC coming out as an abuse survivor and more ...

ABOVE: It's not just the uniform.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new gay rom-com, gay art exposed,  an LGBTQ+ superhero and more ...

ABOVE: Outerwear for the '20s.

BELOW: Keep reading for a guy telling Anderson Cooper he thought the CNN host ate babies, ex-KGBer says Trump's been a Russian asset for 40 years, Biden's historic support for LGBTQ people and more ...