Orange you glad I came? (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris — and all decent Americans — have won.

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No concession? No problem! (GIF via GIPHY)

Decision Desk HQ and BusinessInsider — not exactly marquee outlets — have called the U.S. presidential race for Joe Biden following Biden taking the lead, as expected, in Pennsylvania.

He is also ahead in every other outstanding state — Arizona, Nevada and even Georgia — except North Carolina.

If these all hold, he will take the White House with 306 electoral college votes, matching Trump's 2016 win, and doing it with more popular votes than any candidate in history.

Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273.

Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America.

Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST

All Results: https://t.co/BgcQsEyt3j

— Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) November 6, 2020

Fun Facts:

Trump will become the first one-term president since George H.W. Bush, and one of only a handful in the past hundred years. (H.W., Carter, Ford, Hoover, Taft)

Kamala Harris is the first woman VP, the first Black VP, the first Asian-American VP and the first woman and Asian-American to ascend to either of the top two slots of the executive branch.

Biden flipped Georgia (first Democratic vote since 1992, which was for southerner Bill Clinton) and probably Arizona (last two times it went blue were 1996, again to Clinton, and 1948). He won back the states formerly known as the blue wall: Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania.

Biden is leading Trump in Georgia. It will head to a recount, I'm sure, but what a wonderful flip — Stacey Abrams deserves a Cabinet position or perhaps DNC Chair, and a Nobel Peace Prize. Or a Georgian Nobel Peach Prize!

Trump did a last-minute rally in Georgia during election week. Perhaps seeing him up-close-and-personal one last time helped to put him over the bottom there.

He's young yet, so maybe the GOP will draft him in 2024. (Image via video still)

For the first time in 60 years (and don't get too wet, because they voted solid Nixon vs. JFK back then!), all of the voters in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, the first place in the U.S. to announce a final vote tally each year due to the fact that you can count the number of its citizens on one hand, swept for one candidate: Biden.

A man of many hats. Okay, two hats. (Images via video still)

Michael Keaton was a bad-ass Batman, and he is a responsible Pennsylvanian — watch him encourage residents of his home state to be the good guys and vote for Biden/Harris:

Notice his avatar with right-wing nut Rep. Dan Crenshaw (Image via Facebook)

Meet some of the folks behind that criminal harassment of the Biden/Harris bus in Texas — lot of good people are workin' overtime to make sure they're shamed, punished and fired.

One of them is a local Hispanic cook (Eliazar Cisneros) who has openly admitted online to giving cops free food as “leverage” — and whose recent DUI went unpunished.

Meaty thread.