He'd have no problems hitchhiking. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: They call him Quadzilla.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matteo Lane's engagement, a killer butt-and-bulge combo, more Red, White & Royal Blue and LOTS of other stuff ...

Donald Trump and *18 others* have been criminally charged in Georgia:

Rudy Giuliani
John Eastman
Mark Meadows
Kenneth Chesebro
Jeffrey Clark
Jenna Ellis
Ray Smith III
Robert Cheeley
Michael Roman
David Shafer
Shawn Tresher Still
Stephen Lee
Harrison Floyd
Trevian Kutti
Sidney…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 15, 2023

 

ABOVE & BELOW: Trump indicted in Georgia, plus the rest of the day's news ...

ABOVE: Going down.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Desperately Seeking Susan treat, Griner's unfair sentence, monkeypox EMERGENCY and more ...

ABOVE: That '80s hair!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Neil Patrick Harris, measuring the risks of monkeypox, a big election night and more ...

ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the South African gay movie Moffie, RIP Prince Philip and (more so) Anne Beatts, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes recalled and more ...

ABOVE: Nothin' to see here, just Pietro Boselli trying to kill us.

BELOW: Keep reading for a pro-jock sex scandal, Josh Brolin going nude, ongoing efforts to undermine democracy and more...

ABOVE: Jhona Burjack, one of my favorites.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's former bestie spilling the beans, Trump's lawsuit failures and Wisconsin pipe dream, Lil Nas X smacking down a woman with an MLK connection and more ...

She literally had receipts. (Image via video still)

Rep. Roger Marshall, a Republican running to be the next senator from Kansas against Republican-turned-Democrat Barbara Bollier, tried to avoid a debate with Bollier in their unexpectedly close race by pretending he was being set up or had never heard about the debate.

Putting that subterfuge to rest, the moderator spent two minutes dragging his sorry ass, even going to far as to produce proof he had been invited and ignored it. It's a beautiful thing ...