ABOVE: Don't give him a shirt for his birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kanye West and Elon Musk's spat, Madonna Sexes it up, David Archuleta left mid-concert by homophobic fans and more ...

ABOVE: Treat's a snack.

BELOW: Keep reading for dream model, Kanye GUSHING over Hitler now, Spoiler Alert to bow in theaters and more ...

ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: Bat that thing up!

Bonus Batman nude 

BELOW: Keep reading for Speaker Pelosi's husband attacked by a conspiracy theorist, Hank Williams Jr.'s gay son and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering sexy Tony Franciosa on the anniversary of his birth.

BELOW: Keep reading for a full-frontal fave, gay-bashing victims turning the other cheek and more ...

A three-course snack (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: He works out. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked guys, Sarah Palin's flop campaign, Elon Musk advances toward owning Twitter and more ...

ABOVE: This looks like stepdad porn.

BELOW: Keep reading for male nudity, the return of Boris Johnson (already?), the touring company of Don't Say Gay and more ...

ABOVE: Big day for gays on b'days — Robert Reed, Divine, community fave Jennifer Holliday ... !

BELOW: Keep reading for Oliver Hudson's buns, a trio of new queer books, the GOP Arizonan who pulled out of his race after he pulled out his dick and more ...