ABOVE: Yeah, I know it's a filter, but gahhh.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ross Lynch's underthings, Mariah Carey joining forces with trash, COVID-19's route to NYC (connection in Europe) and more ...

ABOVE: To prove that I like faces, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Flash-er, Trump's new spox, Trump's stake in hydroxychloroquine, COVID-19 dunces who got the disease and more ...

ABOVE: Apparently, we don't have to let social distancing keep us from exercising, damn it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Newman's COVID-19 testing struggles, a heroic response to a cold-hearted mayor, a clever revisiting of Shaun of the Dead and much more ...

ABOVE: That image should be the response anytime someone tells you, “Okay, Boomer.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonas undies, Kanye's continued betrayal of LGBTQ people, why Bernie's no longer a Dem-hater and more ...

ABOVE: One day, Ashley Longshore will be seen as another Da Vinci.

BELOW: Keep reading for dad dong, Louganis's Speedo reunion and butts to watch out for ...

ABOVE: I always appreciate an open-drawers policy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked leading man, Melania Trump getting her sorry ass booed and more ...

ABOVE: Arms and the man.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hawaiian eyeful, when your dad steals your boyfriend, Kanye further loses his mind, a pan for The Inheritance and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's tax woes, Boomer Banks for trans porn, Florida's anti-LGBTQ history and more ...