ABOVE: Rafael Nadal ... is a legend.

BELOW: Keep reading for why The New York Post is neither lively nor witty, an engrossing oral history of gay gross-out comedy Another Gay Movie and more ...

Me an the boys once were all vaxd pic.twitter.com/g10F6fO5RV

— DYLAN (@dylangarsee) April 6, 2021

ABOVE: When you're vaccinated and young enough to eat literally anything without consequences.

BELOW: Chris Lowell's butt glows, new HIV vaccine (yes, HIV, not COVID), everyone able to get COVID-vaccinated starting April 19 and more ...

ABOVE: No, this doesn't make you look — gulp — fat.

BELOW: Keep reading for more about that Bridgerton boy, Trump gutlessly boycotting Biden's inauguration, clues the attempted coup was well-organized and planned far in advance and more ...

ABOVE: Perhaps unsurprisingly, young Jerry Mitchel was as cute as older Jerry Mitchell.

BELOW: Keep reading for the status of the Warnock & Ossoff races, Trump's reliance on Pence, Romney hectored, Biden taps Garland and more  ...

ABOVE: Rich people are never far from a beach in a pandemic.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Olympian, a sad #MeToo revelation, Trump's teeny-tiny shot at winning in 3.5 days and more ...

ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...

ABOVE: If you're not following AIDS Memorial ... why?

BELOW: Keep reading for Anderson Cooper's vow, Biden in Kenosha, justice for Daniel Prude, return of The Godfather Part III and more ...

ABOVE: Nothing wrong with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for the grossest Democrat in the '20 cycle, Trump's white-supremacist stronghold crumbling, Tyra Sanchez arrested and more ...