ABOVE: When Aaron Cobbett and Matthew Camp collide!

BELOW: Keep readiing for that Tom Ford quote about Melania, an anti-gay flyer in Chicago, a Katy Perry moment, the world's worst gay brother and more ...

ABOVE: Oscars all around!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked favorite, a gallery of HOT-ness, a gay American Idol heart-tugger, Pelosi on impeachment and much more ...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...

Incredibly, only one of these ladies is no longer with us in spite of the charts being 60 years old — the same as Mme. #1.

Above: Meat Ernest Dift. Not a typo.

Below: Keep reading for YouTube flasher, Katy Perry meeting the Pope, Trump's Nobel Peace Prize (???), Ada Vox eliminated,  YouTube keeping gay men down, Enquirer goes after Cohen, Nick Adams in his undies, and more ...

I was rooting for Noah — and I don't even watch! (Video still via American Idol)

Noah Davis, the kid who singlehandedly made Katy Perry a gay fave again via wig, got his chance to progress on American Idol ...

I love it — a drag queen who doesn't have to lip-synch! (Video still via ABC)

Ada Vox is not a drag queen star or a star drag queen, she's just a goddamned star:

Above: This is the hottie who'll play Shatterstar in Deadpool 2. Ticket bought. Mentally.

Below: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's thick bushland and much, much more ...