Incredibly, only one of these ladies is no longer with us in spite of the charts being 60 years old — the same as Mme. #1.

Above: Meat Ernest Dift. Not a typo.

Below: Keep reading for YouTube flasher, Katy Perry meeting the Pope, Trump's Nobel Peace Prize (???), Ada Vox eliminated,  YouTube keeping gay men down, Enquirer goes after Cohen, Nick Adams in his undies, and more ...

I was rooting for Noah — and I don't even watch! (Video still via American Idol)

Noah Davis, the kid who singlehandedly made Katy Perry a gay fave again via wig, got his chance to progress on American Idol ...

I love it — a drag queen who doesn't have to lip-synch! (Video still via ABC)

Ada Vox is not a drag queen star or a star drag queen, she's just a goddamned star:

Above: This is the hottie who'll play Shatterstar in Deadpool 2. Ticket bought. Mentally.

Below: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's thick bushland and much, much more ...

Above: Baby got backpack! (Follow here, please.)

Below: Keep reading for two eye-poppingly hot models, Stormy Daniels and her latest proposition, a Glee actor comes out (maybe), why it pays to be a white chick, Brokelahomo!, a lawsuit over a drag queen's boobs, remembering Tom Villard, tenns ace ass, Katy Perry's crush, Tillerson calls out Russia and a boylover of God ...

(Video still via ABC)

Katy Perry is clawing her way back into everyone's good graces, first stop being as an American Idol judge.

In this cute clip, a flushed fanboy exclaims “wig” before performing, and he's speaking her language (which is our language). And just like that, Katy is back in the good graces of the gays ...

(Video still via KatyPerryVEVO)

Katy Perry's “Hey Hey Hey” video is here, and it's a tribute to Joan of Arc and Marie Antoinette (I'm liking the creepy beheading) ...