ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

(Image credits: Tom Hiddleston photographed by Mona Kuhn, styled by Patrick Mackie. Grooming by Cheri Keating at The Wall Group. Digital technicians: Andrea Bartley, Paolo Alfante. Photography assistants: Chris O’Neill, Jared Burkhardt. Fashion assistants: Jay Barrett, Elyse Lightner. Special thanks to the Standard Highline and Chateau Marmont.)

TOOK IT OFF: Tom Hiddleston strips to his underpants and reclines for W Magazine.

OUTING KEANU REEVES: Pure fantasy or a very hot memory of fact?

I NEED THIS MAG: 

Saddle up for a wild ride with @ACMLondon in the second issue of 'NSFW' by @exterfacestudio! https://t.co/hFG8BG2Umt pic.twitter.com/hsNA3eZrFc

— Portis Wasp (@portiswasp) June 21, 2016

IF ONLY: Drake tops Nick Jonas.

PITT STOP: Brad Pitt dons “Days of Thunder drag.”

BONUS BROADWAY BARES PIC BY ME:

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

MALE BONDING: More Broadway Bares buddying up.

FINN COLE'S BOOTY: Actor goes back to nature in Animal Kingdom. (Work Unfriendly)

(Image via OMG Blog/TNT)

THE QUAD SQUAD: Biggest quads ever?

DAMN, ZAYN: Malik flashes his underarms (and more) for Paper Magazine:

 

I can't even take it. @zayn by @paolakudacki for @papermagazine #InZayn #sexy

A photo posted by Mickey Boardman (@askmrmickey) on Jun 20, 2016 at 10:11am PDT