(Video still via Celebuzz)

Kellan Lutz threatens to rip shirt off right now in long-lost audition video.

(Image via Spanish Men's Health)

In bed with Pietro Boselli—gulp.

Melania Trump sues over escort rumors for $150M—which translates into one million BJs.

(Video still via HuffingtonPost)

Robert Sepulveda & Lance Bass tried some damage control. He sounds ashamed of his past. HP gave him a pass.

This is one anti-Mexican Mexican — words fail me.

If you're wondering Where the Bears Are ... try here.

(Video still via Where the Bears Are)

ABOVE: Sam Callahan is chuffed to be buff.

THOSE BOARDS ARE ON FIRE: Jake Gyllenhaal to pretty up Broadway in Burn This revival.

HOT PAIR: Not couple, but pair. Kellan Lutz & Colton Haynes.

ANTONIO POZO GALIANO:

Some @AntonioPozo3 appreciation! 😍 pic.twitter.com/vLcWQD2b2Q

— Leg Fan (@LegFanMan) July 19, 2016

M STREET BEACH BODIES: Eat them up, yum.

MATTHEW CAMP IS POETRY IN MOTION:

(GIF via Toddles Town—Work Unfriendly)

BIG IN CHINA: Jonathan Kos-Read, an Anglo actor who's a household name in China.

SCOTT EASTWOOD AT THE BEACH: Yes, still.

(Image by Joe Lally)

PHIL 'ER UP: Phillip Landis by Joe Lally is gobsmackingly good.

MATTHEW CRAWFORD: Fades to blue.

(Image by Jerrad Matthew/The Underwear Expert)

AND HE LIKES DOGS: 

 

#Saturday #afternoon #puppylove #cuddling with my #Otis ❤️ #dogdad #boxer #boxersofinstagram #instadog #beard #gaybeard #beardedhomo #instagay #tattoo

A photo posted by Jesse Aparicio Correia (@jessleeac) on Jul 16, 2016 at 10:35am PDT

 

Kellan Lutz offers a peek.

Michael King, key Oprah Winfrey Show player, dies @ 66.

Finally confirmed, AG Loretta Lynch boldly goes after Big Soccer.

Supreme Court may be ready to strip MILLIONS of health care.

Dan Savage wants to make “Duggar” the new “Santorum.”

Former NY guv George Pataki is running for prez because why not?

Ian Reisner & Mati Weiderpass continue their self-aggrandizing press tour.

Matthew Lewis plays Longbottom, but projects more Thicktop.

Tom Cruise is now Tig Notaro's doppelganger! (Love her. Hate him.)

Looking forward to this Play/Date!

$20 tickets to Play/Date in NYC with discount code: PRIDE

Matthew Mitcham sings Dolly Parton!

Sean O'Pry is a boxing-themed wet dream.

LaBeouf wasted in Times Square prior to Cabaret arrest.

Kellan Lutz is bursting with muscles.

Big Brother's Cody Calafiore shows off his hot buns.

100+ gay couples get married in Toronto.

Kaylan Morgan's got some hot laigs.

Shark off Fire Island cruising boats.

Anti-gay Illinois candidate Bruce Rauner is Gay Pride target.

Gay state senator marries in Colorado for spite. (And love!)

Novak Djokovic shows off in his snug boxer-briefs.